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  • Smells like Teen Stupid: TEH ANSWAAAR

    AMD NOW!1!!

    WHT YUO AL HAEV BIN WATING OFR:

    TEH POIENTSCORNING!!!11!!

    First, the answers:

    Question 1:

    Texas: 20
    California: 13
    New York: 4
    England: 2
    Any state other than Utah: 1
    Anything but Texas: 1
    Finland: 1
    Virginia: 1
    Maine: 1

    Question 2:

    7: 22
    3: 5
    5: 3
    0: 2
    6: 2
    8: 2
    e: 1
    2: 1
    -5: 1
    Zylka: 1
    1: 1
    5, 22144: 1
    10: 1
    4: 1

    Question 3:

    chegitz guevara: 17
    Sava: 7
    Spiffor: 5
    Fez: 3
    Joe / Banana Joe: 2
    Boris: 2
    Zylka: 2
    Agathon: 1
    Me: 1
    *EiF*: 1
    Starchild: 1
    MWHC: 1
    ?: 1

    Question 4:

    : 6
    : 6
    : 5
    : 4
    : 4
    : 4
    :3
    : 2
    : 2
    : 2
    : 1
    :spankmepastor: : 1
    : 1
    uke: : 1
    : 1
    : 1

    Question 5:

    Metallica: 21
    Zylka: 3
    Nirvana: 2
    Led Zeppelin: 2
    AC/DC: 2
    I prefer rubber bands: 1
    My wristwatch: 1
    Music is for wussies: 1
    Moby's red-haired stepchild: 1
    Aerosmith: 1
    Iron Maiden: 1
    I don't know: 1
    Rammstein: 1
    uke: : 1
    Jewel: 1
    King's X: 1
    Snow-white and other fairytale tellers: 1
    Korn: 1
    KISS: 1

    Question 6:

    Pepperoni: 17
    Cheese: 12
    Pineapples: 2
    Salami: 2
    Tomato, cheese and whatever the English name for pizza-pork is: 1
    Sausages: 1
    Olives: 1
    No topping: 1
    Slowwhand: 1
    Hawaiian: 1
    Extra cheese: 1
    chorizo: 1
    Ham and corn: 1
    Onions: 1
    Bacon: 1

    Question 7:

    Zylka: 22
    banana: 7
    What?: 2
    Nothing: 2
    I don't know: 2
    pubic hair: 1
    Finland: 1
    Wutang!: 1
    porno soundtrack of the seventies: 1
    Who knows: 1
    No: 1
    I am God: 1
    1
    My answer: 1

    and then the winners:

    44. Sava: 8
    43. alva: 16
    42. Straybow: 28
    41. geeslaka: 30
    40. Kirnwaffen: 36
    39. Tuberski: 38
    37. Makeo: 43
    37. Atahualpha: 43
    36. Sheik: 50
    32. FrustratedPoet: 53
    32. St.Leo: 53
    32. Zero: 53
    32. ADG 53
    31. Spiffor: 57
    30. Uncle Sparky: 59
    29. Japher: 61
    27. Skanky Burns: 64
    27. Thud: 64
    26. Tuomerehu: 66
    25. Lonestar: 68
    23. Eli: 70
    23. MrWhereItsAt: 70
    21. TKG: 74
    21. Q Cubed: 74
    19. Urban Ranger: 81
    19. Wernazuma III 81
    18. skywalker: 82
    17. ixnay: 87
    15. mrmitchell: 90
    15. Sirotnikov: 90
    12. Azazel: 93
    12. JohnT: 93
    12. Kassiopeia: 93
    11. Drogue: 96
    10. Pekka: 97
    9. Shi Huangdi: 98
    8. Zylka: 101
    7. Garth Vader: 102
    4. Gangerolf: 105
    4. GePap: 105
    4. MikeH: 105
    3. Imran Siddiqui: 106
    2. Agathon: 109
    And the winner is:

    ***1. loinburger: 110***



    CONTRAGULAMATIONS TO AL WINNARS!1!!!!
    Last edited by Stefu; July 10, 2003, 18:12.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

  • #2
    I forgot what the questions were... can you post them?
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      So, the questions are:

      1. What's the best state of the US?
      2. What's your favorite number between 0 and 9?
      3. Who's your favorite left-wing Poly poster?
      4. What's your favorite smiley?
      5. What's the greatest metal band ever?
      6. What's your favorite pizza topping?
      7. What's going to be the most popular answer to this question?
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #5
          yay I was last!@
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            cheese and extra cheese should be combined too. IMO
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              Cheese and extra cheese are entirely different substances
              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Stefu
                Ha ha, Sava still didn't achieve the lowest score! I considered about it, but finally decided to merge the "Banana Joe" and "Joe" answers to the left-wing poster question, considering that Joe was an actual poster for a while, one that us forum vets won't forget (He was a virulent out-and-out racist and Holocaust denier, BTW)


                Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer
                This space is empty... or is it?

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                • #9
                  So, Is Zylka the new banana?
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!
                    Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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                    • #11
                      There's only one answer to that, and it is Zylka.

                      I'll take that as a yes.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        Noooooo... Banana Joe was no poster here on Apolyton... (at least not from what I know)... that's why I picked that answer
                        I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score
                        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sava
                          yay I was last!@


                          Bah... I failed big time on that favorite number question... I knew I shouldn't have answered my favorite number...

                          ...and why didn't I pick the :BananaDance: instead of

                          This space is empty... or is it?

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                          • #14
                            I decided to be a good man, knowing that Sava would just completely break down if he achieved the lowest possible score
                            SSTOP MANUPULATING THE RESULTS LIKE A DIRTY REPUBLICAN!! I LOST FAIR AND SQUARE!!
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Wooo... #2.. my highest score ever. I think I f'ed it up on the last question though (I should have known it was Zylka )... but I'm not sure.
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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