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what happened to this guy's wife?
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I'm reminded of that scene in Austin Powers (paraphrasing from memory)
"The Cold War is over, Austin. The Russians are our friends."
"Well all right then comrade, long live the Revolution"
"No, Austin... we won."
"Groovy, yay capitalism"
You have to envy this guy. He's going to have the privilege of experiencing rap metal, the various websites of the Internet, and the Bush presidency for the first time. And then he's going to ask to go back to coma."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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It is. Probably the only decent movie with Steven SeagalOriginally posted by Azazel
Indeed, this sounds like something from a movie.
, don't know the name in english though.
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind" - GandhiComment
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nah I'll wait for him to watch TRL for the first time.
Hopefully eminem will be on it.
His response: "What the, this man.. hes whiter than michael jackson!":-pComment
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Originally posted by Menlas
It is. Probably the only decent movie with Steven Seagal, don't know the name in english though.
YES! I remember that movie!Comment
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Stefu
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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"Wait...I can get porn...for free...on this 'internet' thing?"Comment
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Since he's quadripledgic, I don't think that porn is at the top of his needs and desires now.
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Nor are Converses...
I think he will learn a lot by watching Ricky Lake and Jerry Springer...
It's got to really suck to be 38 and have the mentality of an 18 y.o., wonder if he is still horny as a jack rabbit...?Comment
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I REPEAT. THIS TIME, I'LL DO IT SLOWLY, SO EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND. THE GUY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.Comment
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"WHAT?! MICHAEL JACKSON IS A KIDDYFIDDLER?! NO!"
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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weird... Think about how much better movies have gotten! ****, Return of the Jedi was probably the last block buster he remembers. Terminator 2 (and 3 for that matter), Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan... thoase are gonna blow his mind! And video games... gah... if i didnt age, it would be cool if I could fall asleep for a couple decades. Imagine what it will be like in 2023..."I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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