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  • #46
    He's on drugs I think - like a couple of my staff.
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #47
      is it one of those positions, that didn't exist before, so that you'd be happy and don't realise you should've been promoted years ago and now you make less money than you're supposed to?
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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      • #48
        Where exactly do you work, AH?
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #49
          I think he's Undersecretary of State for Dingo Control, or something.

          You know, something stereotypically Australian.
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by rah
            Congrats AH.
            The most positive aspect of outsourcing is that you learn the true cost of doing that service. This allows you to write a business case for bringing the service back in-house.
            Congrats Mr.AH..(you do know the term of edearment for AH when associated with management..A$$-H__@..I mean..sad but true..best bosses are butts!!

            ....and as a fellow manager, I do indeed concur..outsourcing is good for some things but overall a well oiled, efficient and productive staff is much better!

            Peace

            Grandpa Troll
            Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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            • #51
              ya outsourcing is one of the biggest crocks ever. You end up paying some consultant mega bucks for something you could have done yourself at a fraction of the cost.

              Or they do reports that tell you the bleeding obvious.
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Paul Hanson
                I think he's Undersecretary of State for Dingo Control, or something.

                You know, something stereotypically Australian.
                Not Dingo Control

                Dingo-Baby Relations.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #53
                  You mean he's my manager now? Oh man.
                  American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
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                  • #54
                    I've just moved to a higher level of incompetence.
                    Last edited by Alexander's Horse; July 13, 2003, 08:09.
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                      Where exactly do you work, AH?
                      Don't start me talking
                      I could talk all night
                      My mind goes sleepwalking
                      While I'm putting the world to right

                      Called careers information
                      Have you got yourself an occupation?

                      Oliver's army is here to stay
                      Oliver's army are on their way
                      And I would rather be anywhere else
                      But here today

                      There was a checkpoint Charlie
                      He didn't crack a smile
                      But it's no laughing party
                      When you've been on the murder mile

                      Only takes one itchy trigger
                      One more widow, one less white ******

                      Oliver's army is here to stay
                      Oliver's army are on their way
                      And I would rather be anywhere else
                      But here today

                      Hong Kong is up for grabs
                      London is full of Arabs
                      We could be in Palestine
                      Overrun by a Chinese line
                      With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne

                      But there's no danger
                      It's a professional career
                      Though it could be arranged
                      With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear

                      If you're out of luck or out of work
                      We could send you to Johannesburg

                      Oliver's army is here to stay
                      Oliver's army are on their way
                      And I would rather be anywhere else
                      But here today.


                      Stuff like that Skank.
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                        I've just moved to a higher level of incompetence.
                        But do you feel you're incompetent enough? Remember The Peter Principle.
                        A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                        • #57
                          Well I did know someone of whom it was said he got to the top because he never did anything wrong.

                          And it was said he never did anything wrong because he never did anything.
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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