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  • #46
    As for the last two paragraphs, Britney and Colin Farrell? Is there any woman left in Hollywood who Farrell hasn't scored?
    Justin Timberlake?

    Justin doesn't care... he's got a hotter g/f now .
    And her name is Palmela Lee Anderson.



    At least we've now solved the mystery as to why they broke up in the first place: Justin is a bad lay. Seems this space cowboy has been out on the range a little too long for Ms. Slave-4-U Dressed As A Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl's liking. The next single she'll release will be a heartfelt tribute to Justin He's Not A Boy, Yet Not A Man.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #47
      No, Ted Striker has yet to brag.
      American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
      I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
      Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
      XGalaga.

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      • #48
        Well, looks like Britney is out... oh well, most guys are looking forward to the Olsen Twins anyway...
        "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
        - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
        Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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        • #49
          Looking forward to them? I'm looking at them. Or at least pictures of them.
          American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
          I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
          Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
          XGalaga.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Azazel


            DVDA

            What's DVDA? Is it sex with a DVD?

            oh, ****, wait...
            In Canada it's called a "double double" and you can get one at Tim Horton's.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Azazel
              That's a very very sad metaphore.
              I do try.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • #52
                Then again, of course, Zylka is looking forward to Amanda Bynes. Britney's out and the Olsen Twins are probably the major ones next though. (2 for the price of 1!)
                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                • #53
                  aww ****! I just lost my "Who Will Lose Their Flower Last" tourney...I knew I shoulda gone with the Ugly Olsen Twin!
                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                  ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                  "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                  • #54
                    My world is crumbling around me...
                    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                    Drake Tungsten
                    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                    Albert Speer

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                    • #55
                      Way to go Justin

                      See with any other girl, sticking out the two year act is unthinkable. Yet the pure celebrity status syrup that her cherry floated in made it all the more worthwhile. He nailed her mint, and then took the trophy home and away from her the second the deed was done. Given that he was already a celebrity beforehand, this elevates him to somewhere between Immortal and Deity Status (like 8600 posts, or something)

                      right?





                      oh

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                      • #56
                        Yes folks, Zylka has returned...

                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Agathon


                          In Canada it's called a "double double" and you can get one at Tim Horton's.
                          This gives B-ball games from Toronto a wholly knew meaning.
                          urgh.NSFW

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