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  • SHOCKING NEWS: Britney Spears admits she is NOT a VIRGIN! =O



    Britney Spears Says She's Not a Virgin
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    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Pop princess Britney Spears (news) has admitted that she had sex with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake (news) despite once vowing to remain a virgin until she wed.

    In the upcoming issue of W magazine, Spears details her relationship with Timberlake, the most-watched music industry romance since Courtney Love (news) and Kurt Cobain.

    "The most painful thing I have ever experienced was that breakup," Spears told W. "We were together so long and I had this vision. You think you're going to spend the rest of your life together. Where I come from, the woman is the homemaker, and that's how I was brought up -- you cook for your kids."

    The 21-year-old Spears, whose stratospheric rise from Mouseketeer to pop megastar mirrored Timberlake's success, revealed that she had sex with the 'N Sync (news - web sites) boy band singer because she believed they would marry someday.

    "I've only slept with one person my whole life," she said. "It was two years into my relationship with Justin, and I thought he was the one. But I was wrong!"

    Spears, now cutting an image-shifting, comeback album after an 18-month hiatus, said she now realizes "I need my single time" to learn to "be self loving."

    "I know it sounds cliche and cheesy, but I really believe that if it's meant to be, it's meant to be," she said.

    For now, Spears said, she's hunting far afield for a new beau -- especially in Australia and Spain where men are less "fuddy duddy."

    As for reports linking Spears to Irish heart throb Colin Farrell (news), she said: "Yes I kissed him. Of course I did! He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world -- wooh! He's such a bad boy. But it was nothing serious."

    The kiss left her with a "craving" for more of the same. "I haven't had a boy in a really long time ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."




    I personally cannot believe this AMAZING revelation. I can honestly say I am SHOCKED AND AWED by it.

  • #2
    Man that's bull**** I can't believe she cheated on me like that

    what a lying whore
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    • #3
      That's not news.. but what is news is that she always leaves.. skidmarks.
      In da butt.
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      • #4
        My faith in humanity is lost.

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        • #5


          bleh
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pekka
            That's not news.. but what is news is that she always leaves.. skidmarks.
            Dude, that was gross.
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            • #7
              I don't understand that joke tbh


              but anyway who gives a flying ****. I mean who's britney spears!
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              • #8
                *gasp* NO!

                Now who'll wed her now that she's lost her virginity!
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                • #9
                  che, I know! How you like Britney now?
                  In da butt.
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                  • #10
                    Just wait. Eventually we'll find out that she actually lost her virginity in high school, just like a normal girl.
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                    • #11
                      And once again I bow at people who know how to drive attention to certain persons... Spears, for one.
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                      • #12
                        My faith in humanity is lost.
                        Took you long enough.
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                        • #13
                          My illusions have been shattered by this news, my innocence robbed.

                          As for the last two paragraphs, Britney and Colin Farrell? Is there any woman left in Hollywood who Farrell hasn't scored?
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                          • #14
                            Well all the girls wear thongs now but to me it's kinda gross I mean that thing getting up your ass crack how could you NOT get skid marks on it...
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                            • #15
                              Spears, now cutting an image-shifting, comeback album after an 18-month hiatus, said she now realizes "I need my single time" to learn to "be self loving."


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