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  • SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk


    Hulk doll's monster willy
    By THOMAS WHITAKER
    Showbiz Reporter


    SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

    Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

    And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

    Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

    “Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

    “And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

    Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

    Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

    But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.



    Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood


    “Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

    “It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

    The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

    Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

    The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.









    Those Spanish people are crazy

    check out the link to see the doll
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  • #2
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      Those whacky Euros.

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      • #4

        ROMALTFO!
        Let's see... if I had the same dlck/height ratio I'd have a one foot dlck! I wouldn't have to aim when I piss!
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        • #5
          Looks at link:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by geeslaka

            ROMALTFO!
            Let's see... if I had the same dlck/height ratio I'd have a one foot dlck! I wouldn't have to aim when I piss!
            I don't know... it goes halfway down to his knees. Looks about right to me.

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            • #7
              Well this Hulk really is incredible
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              • #8
                That's a massive beast
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                • #9
                  I just saw the picture of the kid with the doll.... ROTFLMAO...
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    Hulk's going to be a popular one among the plushophile crowd.
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                    • #11
                      Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by elijah
                        Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
                        well that is the new marketing technique...
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                        • #13
                          Seems to me it's too short for anything other than freaking out parents.
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                          • #14
                            To me it appeared that the end third was all foreskin. In the age of AIDS it's irresponsible to portray an uncircumcised doll. The makers should be ashamed of themselves.
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                            • #15
                              It's about damn time. There is no excuse for making needlessly anatomically unrealistic humanoid figures.
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