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  • #16
    The network with the least censorship seems to be PBS. You see, there it's art.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ted Striker
      I thought you were in New Zealand?
      I'm from New Zealand, but I currently live in Toronto.

      And Asher, it was the Space Channel showing "Flesh" Gordon.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #18
        Anyone here remember when NBC showed Schindler's List uncut and uniterrupted?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Agathon


          In Canada recently, almost every channel shows porn on a Friday night. It's really pissing me off. I don't want to watch that. Where are the crummy sci-fi movies (Excepting Flesh Gordon of course).
          In Quebec there's a broadcast station (TQS?) that shows Bleu Nuit (soft-core porn) on Fridays at 11 or so.
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          • #20
            Bleeping.. only in America I think that's just stupid. Bleeping that is.
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            • #21
              The USA network used to show those soft core porn late at night but always cut out the nudity. So basically you got **** all the way around.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                In Quebec there's a broadcast station (TQS?) that shows Bleu Nuit (soft-core porn) on Fridays at 11 or so.
                Yeah, same thing in Ontario. I remember after my prom, we got in just in time to watch Blue Nights. We laughed out loud and then got drunk. Good times.

                Here in the UK, Channel 5 is our free to view porn network.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sprayber
                  The USA network used to show those soft core porn late at night but always cut out the nudity. So basically you got **** all the way around.
                  When they cut it out, how long are these movies then? Twenty minutes?
                  Blah

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                  • #24
                    I know the other stations bleep out the curse words for 'respectability' and ratings
                    this reminds me of something that happend at uni last year. 3 of us are sitting in my mate liam's room, it's friday night, we've just come back from the pub, we flick on the TV and the usual crappy porno with shanon tweed is on channel 5, it's nearly finished but we decide to watch the last 15 minutes or so.

                    so we're just sitting, talking a bit, watching the film a bit (which is really crap), and the guy is saying something to shanon like 'well why don't you get yourself a [....]ing...' (can't remeber). we all just look at each other

                    phil: tell me that didn't just happen
                    me: they didn't just dub out the work f*ck did they...
                    phil: it's a porno for f*cks sake, but you can't have swearing
                    liam: yeah how f*cuked up is that

                    they dubed out the f-word, in a porno, i thought it was so funny

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BeBro


                      When they cut it out, how long are these movies then? Twenty minutes?

                      I don't know, I never bothered to watch one long enough to find out.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Starchild
                        Here in the UK, Channel 5 is our free to view porn network.
                        It rounds off the perfect Friday night: Pub, Chinese, 5 porn.
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                        • #27
                          Dammit, NONE of my channels have anything remotely pornographic. I oughta call up the cable company about that. "I want my porn!"

                          Hell, I don't even know if we get porn on pay channels. (Not that I would know; why would I pay for it when I get it on the internet for free? )

                          I think I should check this out more though.
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                          • #28
                            bah. City TV, a local Toronto channel (and I think it's on the west coast now, too) shows softporn every friday night. And it's not even cable.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sprayber
                              Anyone here remember when NBC showed Schindler's List uncut and uniterrupted?
                              yeah, i was in junior high and we were learning about WWII. Our teachers all told us to go home and watch it, expecting it to be edited for tv. I watched it with my mother and brother... we loved the movie, thought it was an exceptional true story. However, the next day at school a lot of the teachers got in trouble because some parents thought some of the material and content was "unacceptable" for their children... and *****ed and moaned to the school administration
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                              • #30
                                I remember watching Jerry Springer once. One of the guests was a redneck racist who wanted to ship the "farming tools" back to Africa now that they weren't needed any longer. Everything that guy said was just long series of bleebs. N-words, F-words and all kind of 4-letter words were bleeped. I mean, what's the point of showing thrash TV if you censor all the trash out?
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