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  • Fundies say the darndest things!

    Has this been posted before?

    Anyway funniest thing in the world: Nutter christians!

    This months edition isn't particularly funny, although:

    Pokemon are slowly mesmerizing our children into believing that EVOLVING MONSTERS USE VIOLENCE AND POWER TO PREVAIL OVER THE UNIVERSE... Watch it for one show and you can see all the ways that it teaches children that overcoming others with violence is how to rule the earth.
    summarises it quite well.



    Hope you all find it funny
    Res ipsa loquitur

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    Gay marriage is unnatureal....

    I hope you I won't stirr as much rocus when I say that they're a bunch of *******s.

    I think this summarizes it pretty nicely:

    "I don't care how you interpret your experience. For me, N[ear]D[eath]E[xperience]s are evidence of life after death, and nothing anyone says could ever change that. And even if there weren't NDEs at all, I'd believe in life after death. My beliefs are independent of evidence. Blind faith is what makes me tick."
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      *bump*
      Res ipsa loquitur

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      • #4
        Hehe, reminds me of how these pussies censored the Rolling Stones' "Can't get noooo.... ******* I can't get nooo, ********" back in the old days

        fundamentalism is so silly really.
        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
        "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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        • #5
          Ask a fundamentalist if gays go to hell. Then ask if everything is created by god. Then ask about hermaphrodites and whether they can have sex. You will get a very confused fundamentalist.
          "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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          • #6
            Not necessarily. Don't hermaphrodites typically only have one *active* set of sex organs? I.E. ovaries or testicles work, not both. I'm not fundamentalist, I'm just saying that's hardly on a level with obnoxiousness like the classic "can god make a rock so heavy he himself can't lift it?"
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            • #7
              this is the most hilarious argument I've ever heard

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Trajanus
                Hehe, reminds me of how these pussies censored the Rolling Stones' "Can't get noooo.... ******* I can't get nooo, ********" back in the old days

                fundamentalism is so silly really.
                I think the song you are refering too is 'Let's spend the night together'.
                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                • #9
                  "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                  - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                  Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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