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Happy Birthday, Stud Duck!
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Wutang Loinburger ! Happy birthday !
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Happy BDay, Loin!
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Bargle, I swear that I won't drink again for a month. Well, as soon as I finish this here jug of wine. (Can't let it go to waste.)
We walked around town a bit after the July 4th parade passed by (taking a momentary break from margaritas) and found a party where they were serving Sangria. "Wow," says my friend, "Sangria? Where'd you get it?" "We made it ourselves," is the reply. "WTF?" asks my friend. "Well, we took red wine, mixed it with vodka, and then threw in some apples." "You deserve to be kicked in the nuts for your foul creation. No, wait Kevin, don't drink it! Nooo, you fool!" But alas, my friend was too late. As it turns out, red wine does not mix well with vodka. It took many a margarita for me to get that foul taste out of my mouth.
What's this about somebody registering a Fisty McFecal here? That ain't right, man. You've gotta go the whole hog and register Fisty McFecaltrousers -- I've just stuck to Fisty McFecal on other forums because they all limit the number of characters that you can have in your username. **** the haters, man.
Quickly, somebody link me to the good threads that I've missed. I'm still on "vacation," but I've gotta go back to hitting the books and putting my foot up my computer's ass on Tuesday.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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As it turns out, red wine does not mix well with vodka.
Ewwwww....
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RUM goes in sangria, RUM! Baaaah! That's awful.
I've been drunk for the past 3 days in a row, and a lot of it was due to some goooooood sangria.
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I thought vodka mixed with everything. I guess I still have a lot to learn about alcoholism.
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I have just changed my position about death penatly.Originally posted by loinburger
We took red wine, mixed it with vodka"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Drake: Yes, now get cracking!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Alas, my brother has apparently forgotten my birthday again, and since he's now living a few thousand miles away I can't steal something of his and call it my present. He's on his honeymoon at the moment, though, so he's probably got his mind on other things.
I only brought five Italian Beefs back with me from Chicago, so those're going to have to last quite awhile. I keep hearing rumors that Portillo's delivers frozen Italian Beef, but I fear that this is merely a rumor.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Vodka is quite multifunctional, but not with wines. Some drink it with coke too, which is narsty. It's best with fruit juices like cranberry juice, Hawaiian Punch, OJ, etc. I usually just drink vodka and soda with a lime, or, of course, a vodka martini!Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Vodka + FiveAlive Berry Citrus = GOD
I think they should bottle that **** and sell it as a cooler.
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Lets have a Loni roast for his B-day...If you don't like reality, change it! me
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Loni Anderson? Delicious!<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Drake: Yes, now get cracking!
Yes sir! Oooorahhhh!KH FOR OWNER!
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