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    I have never, ever been ashamed to admit that I voted for Nader in 2000. I never thought that it was something that needed a word like "admit". I say it with pride. I thought he was the best guy for the job. I never thought that Gore and Bush were the same, I just thought that Gore was too much of a lily-livered moderate to get anything of substance done--just like Clinton. He certainly wasn't the liar that the press made him out to be ("I invented the Internet," indeed,) but neither was he the intellectual giant everyone said, either. (And Bush ain't that dumb, folks.) He never did or said anything to earn my vote; Nader did. I hate all these Democrats who just assume that I owe my vote to their candidate no matter what; the people who blamed Nader for Bush winning the election, even though 100 million voters decided to sit on their collective asses on Election Day.

    Blame Nader? Why not blame Gore for failing to inspire another 200 Floridians to stop scratching their balls for just ten minutes so they could use one of those busy hands to vote? *******s.

    However, 2004 may be different. The way the Democratic race is shaping up, with fundraising and early polling in Iowa & N.H., it looks like it'll come down to two candidates who I could vote for without holding my nose--John Kerry and Howard Dean. Obviously, it's early, and many things could change between now and the start of primary season (what a ****ing silly way of picking a candidate for a national election, but I digress). And it remains to be seen if these guys can inspire people who wouldn't otherwise vote (the bulk of 2000 Naderites), though Dean seems to have the upper hand on this one.

    So, my fellow independant liberals, let us hope one of these guys gets the nod. They have balls, they have left-wing cred, and they both actually have a chance of beating Bush--at least, a better chance than the other seven. If one of these two guys gets the nomination, I might just vote for a major-party candidate for president for the first time in my life.



    Apropos of nothing, I found this hilarious site via Tom Tomorrow. Go to Google and type in "weapons of mass destruction" and hit "I'm feeling lucky". Hysterical. Here's the immediate link for you lazy bastards: http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    Really funny G.

    I don't think that anyone should be ashamed for voting for Nader. He's ten times the man and politician Gore is. What's funny is that most of his dangerous radical ideas are what everyone takes for granted in Europe and Canada.

    I was talking to an ex Canadian diplomat today. He's really worried - he thinks that democracy in the US is in crisis.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #3
      Re: The sensible liberal's quandry made easy

      Originally posted by Guynemer
      Apropos of nothing, I found this hilarious site via Tom Tomorrow. Go to Google and type in "weapons of mass destruction" and hit "I'm feeling lucky". Hysterical. Here's the immediate link for you lazy bastards: http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

      All I get is the page does not display error........




      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed


        The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

        --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

        Please try the following:

        Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

        If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

        To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
        If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
        If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
        click Detect weapons
        Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
        If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
        Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



        Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
        Iraqi Explorer
        A.R.Cox 2003
        Oops...Their Intel. services must be glitchy.
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DRoseDARs


          Oops...Their Intel. services must be glitchy.
          EDIT: Damn, didn't display the way it does normally. Think "Cannot find page"
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            that's hilarious

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            • #7
              I could live with Kerry as president but I'd rather have Bush.

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              • #8
                Well, I'd think everyone on this board would rather have bush... well, except MrFun and Fez...


                ...oh, wait a minute...
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #10
                    Think about it for a moment.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Guynemer
                      Well, I'd think everyone on this board would rather have bush... well, except MrFun and Fez...


                      ...oh, wait a minute...

                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #12
                        Oh. Another one of these

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                        • #13
                          The only Democrat of the current contenders I could vote for and still look at myself in the mirror is Lieberman.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #14
                            Isn't he the one who backed everything the Bush admin did ?
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #15
                              100-0.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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