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  • #16
    Is it safe to say that people from New Jersey and Oregon are officially the stupidest dip****s in the US of A?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      No... because NJ (for one) has the highest median income in the country. That means there must be more than a few smart folks in the state .

      Oregon has Lancer... draw your own conclusions from that .
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        No... because NJ (for one) has the highest median income in the country. That means there must be more than a few smart folks in the state .
        To me it just says that your whores are more expensive than anywhere else.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          No... I'm sure Las Vegas has more expensive whores .

          NJ has a lot of the corporate headquarters though... and Princeton .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            Yes. Unless you count mormons.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
              No....
              So how much is it in NJ, then?
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                Originally posted by geeslaka
                Yes. Unless you count mormons.
                You mean their whores are the most expensive of the US ?
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                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #23
                  Thats one thing Utah rocks for. There are very few whores here Unless you go down to the slums of Salt Lake, or down to St. George.
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                  • #24
                    Now I see why you had to get married.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Asher
                      Now I see why you had to get married.
                      I'm sorry Asher, but.....I like my men macho
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        grody? That sounds like a fun new word, what does it mean exactly .


                        Valley Girl
                        Frank Zappa


                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Okay, fine
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        In a clothing store
                        Okay, fine...
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        In a clothing store

                        Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
                        Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
                        Encino is like SO BlTCHEN (Valley Girl)
                        There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
                        And like all these like really great shoe stores
                        I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
                        I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
                        It s like so BlTCHEN cuz like everybody's like
                        Super-super nice
                        It's like so BlTCHEN

                        On Ventura, there she goes
                        She just bought some *****en clothes
                        Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
                        She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

                        Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
                        I go, oh RIGHT .
                        Could you like just picture me in like a
                        LEATHER TEDDY
                        Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
                        I'm sure! NO WAY!
                        He was like freaklng me out...
                        He called me a BEASTIE...
                        That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
                        He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
                        I'm sure!

                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Okay, fine...
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        So sweet 'n pure
                        Okay, fine
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        So sweet 'n pure
                        It's really sad (Valley Girl)
                        Like my English teacher
                        He's like (Valley Girl)
                        He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
                        We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
                        I am SO SURE
                        He's like so GROSS

                        He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
                        And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
                        It's like totally disgusting
                        I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT...
                        Gag me with a spoon!

                        Last idea to cross her mind
                        Had something to do with where to find
                        A pair of jeans to fit her butt
                        And where to get her toenails cut

                        So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
                        And I wanted like to get my toenails done
                        And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
                        Are like so GRODY
                        It was like really embarassing
                        She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
                        I'm like sure...
                        She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this,
                        y'know...
                        I was like really embarassed.. .

                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Valley Girl
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        Okay, fine
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        And there is no cure
                        Okay, fine
                        Fer sure, fer sure
                        She's a Valley Girl
                        And there is no cure

                        Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
                        She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
                        CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
                        I am sure
                        That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
                        BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
                        OH MY GOD (Valley Girl

                        Hi!
                        Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
                        My name?
                        My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
                        Uh -huh
                        That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
                        Uh -huh...
                        I know (Valley Girl)
                        It's like...
                        I do not talk funny...
                        I'm sure (Valley Girl)
                        Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
                        I am a VAL, I know
                        But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
                        it's okay (Valley Girl)
                        So like, I don't know
                        I'm like freaking out totally
                        Oh my God!

                        Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
                        I'm getting my braces off, y'know
                        But I have to wear a retainer
                        That's going to be really like a total bummer
                        I'm freaking out
                        I'm SURE
                        Like those things that like stick in your mouth
                        They're so gross...
                        You like get saliva all over them
                        But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
                        So you can see my smile
                        It'll be like really cool
                        Except my like my teeth are like too small
                        But NO BIGGIE...
                        It's so AWESOME
                        It's like TUBULAR, y'know
                        Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
                        It's just like
                        I don't know
                        You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
                        Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
                        Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
                        It's like so GROSS. . .
                        Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
                        And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know
                        It's like GRODY...
                        GRODY TO THE MAX
                        I'm sure
                        It's like really nauseating
                        Like BARF OUT
                        GAG ME WITH A SPOON
                        GROSS
                        I am SURE
                        TOTALLY...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Tassadar5000
                          I'm sorry Asher, but.....I like my men macho
                          I'm not going to ask why a comment about your wife triggered that response.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #28
                            Oh, and congratulations!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Asher

                              I'm not going to ask why a comment about your wife triggered that response.
                              Fine.

                              Oh yes, and congrats!
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                              Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Spiffor

                                You mean their whores are the most expensive of the US ?
                                Sorry that was completely unintentional. I was actually referring to this post of Asher's:
                                Is it safe to say that people from New Jersey and Oregon are officially the stupidest dip****s in the US of A?
                                When I made my post I wasn't aware of the ongoing discussion of whore prices.
                                American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                                I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                                Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                                XGalaga.

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