Fear The Finns!

[Pekka]

As usual, we again took the number one place in reading and writing abilities of 15 year olds with 100% ability.
Now we took the 4th place in mathematics etc just after Japan, Korea and Taiwan(?). So, that makes us superior!

I hope my future possible emplyoers read this, so you know.. people would stereotype me as perfect too.

Thanks for listening, and now I continue boasting on other boards.

FEAR OUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY!

[Pekka]

'Mom.. are all JApanese people good in math, because in our class they're all better than me?' 'yes honey, they are' 'Is there anything I should know more?' 'Well honey.. not really. You have no chance, the finns are the best in the world. Fortunaltey there are not too many out there, but they are superior to you and any other nationality. It's not your fault.'

YAAAAAAY!

[Kassiopeia]

Now we took the 4th place in mathematics

We excel in things, yet in the subject most evil, we fail miserably.

[Pekka]

So you know.. if you want to have smart kids, you should marry a finn and make babies with him.. there are only 2 million guys and I don't know how many of them free or available outside finland so.. but you can PM me and I'll think about it.

[Pekka]

Kassi, what subject would that be?

[tinyp3nis]

Are you telling lies again?
Where did you hear this math nonsense? I remember in school every teacher whined about finns sucking at it. Link?

[Pekka]

tinyp3nis, was just on the news. We're on the top baby! Try www.mtv3.fi/uutiset it's there too.

You see how the furrinesr already fear us.. they have recognized us now truly and are silent, as they should be when we, superiors SPEAK!

[Shi Huangdi]

To the people of Finland:

[Pekka]

SILENCE you lesser being! You will be our servants like you were born and you will address us with SIR everytime you wish to speak to one of us, and you must ask for permission to talk and if not granted, silent you remain!

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by Pekka
SILENCE you lesser being! You will be our servants like you were born and you will address us with SIR everytime you wish to speak to one of us, and you must ask for permission to talk and if not granted, silent you remain!

[Pekka]

It makes perfect sense now. If you look at the world map, you see europe at the center.. then when you look up, you see us. That means we're on the top at the center of the world. Now try to remember all those organisation 'maps'. The leader is always presented the same way.

Shi, and as for you not obeying the superior leader, punishment will be unbareable. The high council will meet up soon and decide your fate!

[Shi Huangdi]

"Shi, and as for you not obeying the superior leader, punishment will be unbareable. The high council will meet up soon and decide your faith!"

Don't you mean decide my fate? Or are you Finns going to choose a new religion for me?

[Dis]

congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

in a few more millenia, you will be as smart as I am

[Pekka]

The first signs are showing already. You can not read. Your brains can not handle what your eyes brings to them. Transformation has begun.

[Shi Huangdi]

Last edited by Pekka on 02-07-2003 at 02:17

Wow, you edited your post! Thanks to ingenuity, you have changed the situation enitrely! You have changed it from an embaressing mistake on your part to a foolish display of illiteracy on my part! Well done, a daring exhibition of ingenuity. You should very proud of yourself for having thought to do such a brilliant move!