JAM to my new favorite SONG!

[DinoDoc]

This one's for you che.

I never thought about the universe
It made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warmin', radioactive sites
Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights
No!
Why think all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"
Let the whales 'bout the poisons in the sea
Outside of California, it's foreign policy
I don't want changes, I've no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions
That's the to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn, now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep, from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky
I'm eating vegetation 'cause of Fast Food Nation
I'm wearing comfortable shoes 'cause of globalization
I'm watching Michael Moore expose The Awful Truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth
I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath mints 'cause they're from dehooved horses
Now I can't believe what an absolute failure
The President's laughing 'cause you voted for Nader

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
Where can we go, Franco Un-American?

I wanna move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't wanna be another I-don't-care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco Un-American

[SlowwHand]

I WISH I HAD A CIGARETTE

i wish i had a cigarette
i sure could use a smoke
but i'm stuck alone, the car is dead
and i'm already broke

i wish i had a carton
or even just a pack
or even just a single one
so i could hit the sack

cause tomorrow i'm gonna quit
just get rid of it
i don't need something that does this

i wish i had a cigarette
i'd tear the filter off
light a match, enjoy myself
prelude to a cough

i wish i had a cigarette
of fresh tobacco leaves
but instead i guess i'll go to bed
to have a chance to breathe

cause tomorrow i'm gonna quit
just get rid of it
i don't need something that does this

[Sava]

I can only imagine what those putrid lyrics sound like in song...

[SlowwHand]

It was written by some guys that live on the northern border of Illinois.

[Sava]

that explains it... he's probably a Packer's fan

remember, the South doesn't hold a monopoly on dumbass crackers.

[SlowwHand]

Do you know what a cracker is? What the term implies?
It didn't have origins as an ignorant or trashy person.
It has to do with the "crack" of a whip, used on slaves.
Which is exactly why I wanted to put my size 10 boot up ...a certain someone's ass.

[Sava]

It didn't have origins as an ignorant or trashy person.
It has to do with the "crack" of a whip, used on slaves.

There's a difference?

There's a difference between normal, working class white people... even ignorant ones... and crackers. We have our own regional definition here. And I'm not into having things up my ass... PM Boris if you're into that Slowwy. I'm not one to judge your lifestyle choice... and thanks to the SCOTUS, you can practice without fear of prosecution.

[SlowwHand]

It wasn't Boris. I remebered it to be Boris, but he said it wasn't, so I searched back and found out.

[Sava]

It wasn't Boris. I remebered it to be Boris, but he said it wasn't, so I searched back and found out.

what wasn't?
I'm confused........ again.......

[Poogas]

One word Moronic

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It was cute.

Remember,

VOTE SOCIALIST! Or Green or Labor if they actually manage to get off their butts and run.

Yes, because we all love so much to get out of the house go down to the polls, and throw a vote away.

Anything besides a Democrat and a Republican is a vote thrown to the wind.