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  • Famous Short People

    "White people" threads. "Gay" threads.
    All remain untouched.
    So back off, Jack!

    Some of the people who are/were short, and how short they were/are may surprise you.

    For instance, Danny Devito is 5'0", but so is Dolly Parton.
    That makes other Dolly stats even more amazing.

    Did you know Joan of Arc was 4'11" ?
    So was Bonnie Parker, of Bonnie and Clyde fame.

    Mother Teresa was 4'10".
    Dr. Ruth? 4'7".

    Want some perspective?

    Luis De Jesus ("Ewok"-Return of the Jedi) 4'3"
    Kenny Baker (R2D2 of the Star Wars movies) 3'8"
    Eddie Gaedel (shortest pro baseball player ever) 3'7"
    Olga Nardone ("Munchkin" from the Wizard of Oz) 3'4"
    Charles Becker (mayor of Munchkinland-The Wizard of Oz) 3'9"

    Josh Ryan (19 yr old "Timmy" on tv's "Passions") 3'2"
    Herve Villechaize ("Tattoo" on Fantasy Island) 3'2" .

    Lucia Zarate (shortest woman, Barnum Circus) 1'8" .

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    Provost Harrison

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    • #3
      Napoleon!
      DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS

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      • #4
        is that soemoen biting another one's tail off?

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        • #5
          Me!

          (in a decade or so, when according to schedule I should be controlling the Middle East)
          "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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          • #6
            any recent pics of you, Eli?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JCG
              Napoleon!
              Napoleon was 5'6" tall, perfectly normal height for his era. The short thing is a myth based on misinterpreting the French measurement system.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #8
                How about the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz?
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  No. But you'll see plenty of them hanging around Germany around 2020 when, according to schedule, I should take over Europe too.
                  "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                  • #10
                    come on, you know my PM adress

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                    • #11
                      Oerdin, you putz. I referenced 2 Munchkins.

                      I left off Napoleon, because he was over 5' tall.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #13
                          Humphrey Bogart.

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                          • #14
                            they say he had wooden pieces under his feet in all the bar scenes with girls. dwarf.

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                            • #15
                              Bogey.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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