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    So you're a dying kid, and you get one wish for the make a wish foundation

    What is your wish?

    Yes this was inspired by an episode of the greatest show on television- Family Guy. This thread is just a thinly veiled excuse to talk about family guy Gumble to Gumble

    I suppose this make a wish foundation has rules the kids have to go by. I'm sure they can't wish for something outrageous. But I have no idea what the rules are, so wish for whatever the hell you want to. My wish is to have sex with every single hollywood actress that has ever acted in a movie or tv show. Might as well wish for sex with every model as well just to cover all basis. That should give me enough women to last the rest of my life.
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    To kill me swiftly, rather than to let me endure the agony.
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      I think if you had the wish, you could only have it with one spesific hollywood actress.. but it's your rules.

      Hmm I don't know.. I guess I'd like to spend a day with Kevin Saunderson, he'd be playing me all day and show me some secret tricks and his record collection. We'd go through it and he would reveal his secret records he's about to play but no one has yet heard them, and then he'd play them to me. We'd go eating and have general fun, and it would end up in a big party and I'd get to be next to Kevin and see close up of his playing, and then we'd go for afterparty, chilling and talking about things and having lots of drinks. Then he'd promise to name his next set after me when it's my time to go.. that would be pretty cool.

      OR I'd get to visit Area 52, and the highest chief there is would give me FULL tour and I could ask everythign I want, and he'd tell me all the stories. And at the end of the day, I'd get to be in a fighter jet, doing full speed and then we could use the eject and launch ourselves into the sky when the sun sets, and my parachute would bring me down reaaaaaaal slow in that comfortable chair, and I'd have a half liter vodka bottle in my pocket and I could just enjoy the view, check out the flaming jet that just crashed in to the desert and enjoy some of the worlds finest. Yup.
      In da butt.
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      • #4
        The funny thing is, I could see some kid asking for that. Well maybe it's more sad, than funny . Where is Dr. Kevorkian when you need him.

        Okay then, I'll refine my wish to have sex with only one hollywood actress... repeatedly for the rest of my life . I think if she really cared about the unfortunate, she would agree to it.

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        • #5
          for a really really high priced hooker. one who knew all the tricks.

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          • #6
            to show I don't always think about sex.

            I think a cool thing to wish for would be to go to the International Space Station. Then when I die, they can fire me from a rocket into the sun.

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            • #7
              Diss, that's pretty awesome. The ISS thing I mean.
              I'd have my ashes spread to the space if it was possible.. I'm such a nerd!
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                my wish would be to just be with my friends up until i died.

                gumble and gumble is great:

                hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm i was laughing so hard tears came out.
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • #9
                  I would wish to sleep for 33 straight hours. dam zylka, lucky bosturd
                  American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
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                  Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by geeslaka
                    I would wish to sleep for 33 straight hours. dam zylka, lucky bosturd
                    Do lots of drugs... you'll get there. I've slept for over 24 hours before (not because of drugs). From my experience, it ****s you up. I wouldn't recommend it.
                    "Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"

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                    • #11
                      Thanks for the advice. Don't be surprised if I start to disappear for days at a time.
                      American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                      I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                      Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                      XGalaga.

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                      • #12
                        I think I slept for 21 hours once. I was proud of myself after that. One of my life's great accomplishments.

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