How do I . . . . .

[Ted Striker]

Look for some kind of cucumber creams. The cucumbers are supposed to reduce the swelling.

Never say to your old lady in the morning, "man, that looks like it hurts." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by C0ckney
* C0ckney regrets eating while reading poly

:/

Spit all over your monitor?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I suggest you read Zylka's posts on the various things he does to maintain healthy skin. Nobody else here could hold a candle to what he does.

I wouldn't hold a candle to Zylka unless he were on fire.

[Az]

[CapitanGarlic]

This is the most bizzare thing I've ever seen.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

NOTE TO MRFUN: If you get the Nivea stuff, whatever you do, do NOT get it mixed up with your lube.

Well, thanks for the tips guys -- Boris, I can't afford to follow your tip.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Look for some kind of cucumber creams. The cucumbers are supposed to reduce the swelling.

Never say to your old lady in the morning, "man, that looks like it hurts." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So this cucumber cream is in the skin care aisle or makeup aisle?

[Boris Godunov]

I got a cucumber cream for Ted!

[MRT144]

oh boris...you are a card

[SlowwHand]

As Ted said, cucumbers.
Slices, not the whole thing; so don't get excited.

[RGBVideo]

NOTE TO MRFUN: If you get the Nivea stuff, whatever you do, do NOT get it mixed up with your lube.

Dear Mr. Boris...

What does 'lube' mean? I can't find it from my numerous English-Finnish dictionaries...

[SlowwHand]

Anal Ease.

[RGBVideo]

Ah, it's a good thing that I didn't asked from my real life -friends.

Thanks for your fast answer, Sloww.