My Brother? The Drunk ?

[SlowwHand]

I told you about him running off into a ditch, getting put on probation.
He failed a urinalysis test on a probation office visit.

Soooo, he checked into the old pokey this afternoon.
The old clink. The old cooler. The old slammer. Stir.

There, he will spend his nights for the next 7 days.
Texas is nice, see. They're letting him out to go to work.
Then he reports back to the old hoosegow.

WTG, Craig. You bonehead!

[boann]

WTG MEATHEAD

[alva]

When he comes back, have a

[MichaeltheGreat]

There's a product called Urine luck for just that sort of situation.

What a maroon.

[SlowwHand]

From what I'm told, they include a test for Golden Root now too.

[Timexwatch]

How hard is it to stay off the sauce for 24 hours before you report to the probation office?

[Imran Siddiqui]

A brother of yours driven to drink? No way!

Seriously, good luck to him, Slow! Straighten the varmint out .

[Cruddy]

Well Sloww, after you've given him a good ear bashing, you then have the lousy job of building him back up again.

Addiction is horrible. At least the addict gets the hit from what they are addicted to - it's bloody hell for the people that care about them.

As for the probabtion thing - maybe he's learned his lesson, maybe he hasn't. Probably not first time - but if he's got an ounce of intelligence, that's better than none.

The very BEST of Irish, British, and Spawny Get Luck to you Slow. It's not a real HEAVY job - but it's a major pain in the arse.

[Sava]

Imagine that... addiction is a problem... the substance is just a vehicle.

Good luck to your bro Sloww... you should support "leftist" programs aimed at helping addiction.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
There's a product called Urine luck for just that sort of situation.

What a maroon.

That's the same stuff as golden seal but I think many labs check for golden seal now too.

[SlowwHand]

uhhhhh oh. He isn't at work.
Evidently, he was misinformed.
Now the question becomes, how long is he incarcerated ?
Man. Knowing he's bouncing off walls.
He isn't so hot with stress.

[Cruddy]

That's not good Sloww. Some people never come around - and the ones that do take their time.

I'm saying prison is "good" for him - but when you DO see him, ask him how much it'll take before he can quit getting into trouble.

Oh yeah, and in Britspeak "spawny get" is someone with the Devil's own luck. A special breed that have such unbelievable luck. That's what I wished you mate, unbelievable luck.

Good luck with the character building. I don't think anyone here envies your position.

[SlowwHand]

Thanks for the thought, Cruddy.

[alva]

Héy, were all drunk from time to time



(like I'm now for example )

[SlowwHand]

We're not all in jail unexpectedly.
Not that it's not his fault...