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**Asher** · June 25, 2003, 16:06

Grrrr!

That's not an Alanis song!

What kind of gay man are you?!?!

**C0ckney** · June 25, 2003, 16:07

yeah meridith brooks did that, and the song is just called b*tch.

**Starchild** · June 25, 2003, 16:08

I'm a gay man who loves alanis and who likes her version of the song I found on kaZaA and lyrics on letssingit.com

**Ecthy** · June 25, 2003, 16:09

Not another SlowwHand-esque lyrics thread.

**Japher** · June 25, 2003, 16:10

I never get those threads... Nor this one.

**Firelad** · June 25, 2003, 16:10

One scotsman clad in kilt
Left the bar one evening fair
One could tell by how he walked
That he'd drunk more than his share

He fumbled round until he could
No longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off unto
The grass to sleep beside the street

(refrain)

About that time two young and lovely
Girls just happened by
One says to the other
With a twinkle in her eye

See yon sleeping Scotsman
So strong and handsome built
I wonder if its true what they dont
Wear beneath the kilt

(refrain)

They crept up on that sleeping scotsman
Quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about
An inch so they could see

And there, behold, for them to view
Beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God engraced
Him with upon his birth

(refrain)

They marveled for a moment
Then one said we must be gone
Lets leave a present for our friend
Before we move along

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon
Tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the scot's
Kilt did lift and show

(refrain)

Now the Scotsman woke to natures
Call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind a bush he liftes his kilt
And gawks at what he sees

In a startled voice he says
To whats before his eyes
Oh, lad I dont know where
You've been but I see you won first prize!

{refrain}

(last line)
Ring ding diddle iddly la dee doh
Ring da diddle eye oh
(last line)

Although I don't often get passed out drunk. Only happened three times in my life, and only once on the street really. Why? I don't like to, and I know when to stop

No idea whom it's by.

**Ecthy** · June 25, 2003, 16:12

is that all that makes for your character, lad?

**oedo** · June 25, 2003, 16:25

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song

**Firelad** · June 25, 2003, 16:28

Nay, but it describes the best-known parts of it

(half the city has probably seen me lifting the kilt

)
Couldn't find songs to describe the Real Me

Anyway, hopefully later I'll need to switch for a song parodying a German person... Although no matter where I live I shall always remain a proud Caledonian*(at least Caledonian in spirit...)

*remember that Caledonia describes both Scotland and Ireland

**Ecthy** · June 25, 2003, 16:30

you actually lifted a kilt? with nothing below?

and?

**Asher** · June 25, 2003, 16:36

Probably "Make Yourself" by Incubus

If I hadn't made me, I would've been made somehow
If I hadn't assembled myself, I'd have fallen apart by now
If I hadn't made me, I'd be more inclined to bow
Powers that be, would have swallowed me up
But that's more than I can allow
Bow, aww yeah
If you let them make you, they'll make you paper mache
At a distance you're strong, until the wind comes
Then you crumble and blow away
If you let them **** you, there will be no fore-play
Rest assured, they'll screw you complete
Til your ass is blue and gray
You should make amends with you
If only for better health, better health
But if you really want to live
Why not try, and make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
If I hadn't made me, I'd have fallen apart by now
I won't let them make me, It's more than I can allow
So when I make me, I won't be paper mache
And if I **** me, I'll **** me my own way
POW, **** me in my own way
POW, **** me in my own way
POW, **** me in my own way
**** me in my own way
You should make amends with you
If only for better health, better health
But if you really want to live
Why not try, and make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself

**Firelad** · June 25, 2003, 16:44

Ecthelion: Once, some stupid girl annoyed me in the middle of a busy intersection. I lifted the kilt at her while swearing a bit. Then I noticed that the whole intersection was red-light behind her. That didn't even get a shrug. Shows you how much I care.
This particular lassie didn't go for trying out some of Marc's good luvin'... But others did

It increases availability so much

**Ecthy** · June 25, 2003, 16:45

?

**Firelad** · June 25, 2003, 16:47

What?

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