Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

chegitz and his frightening life, part d'oh!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • chegitz and his frightening life, part d'oh!

    So we accidentally turn on the news last night. Turns out, there's a serial rapist in our neighborhood. If it's not one goddamned thing it's another. Apparently many serial killers start out as serial rapists.

    Then there was the serial rapist that stalked Lincoln Park while I was going to school at DePaul University. Don't know if they ever did catch the guy.

    So are you ready for the description of the guy?

    Black male
    in his 20s or 30s
    5'9" to 6'
    may have dreadlocks.



    Why not just say, FEAR ALL BLACK MEN!!!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    Because clearly this is a short black man, so saying fear all black men would be silly!
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

    Comment


    • #3
      5'9" to 6'0" is not short.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

      Comment


      • #4
        Che, are you losing it?
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

        Comment


        • #5
          I'm not sure I have it to lose.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

          Comment


          • #6
            just maybe it's because they couldn't get a better description...
            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              5'9" to 6'0" is not short.
              For a black man -- hell yeah!
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                I'm not sure I have it to lose.
                No, you certainly have it. Most people here can attest to that and have. But lately you seem to be losing it. This thread is more than a bit of an overreaction to a null issue.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

                Comment


                • #9
                  There's been a setup. The suspect isn't Black.
                  WHY do you think things happen wherever Che is?
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    I thought cops weren't allowed to Racial Profile anymore... would this count as such?

                    (We all know Che is a 6' blackman with dreds)
                    Monkey!!!

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      che is black?

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Sloww, I agree, you might be on something.

                        Che, ever seen Fight Club? Do you have a friend called Tyler Durden?
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

                        Comment


                        • #13

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            So... wherever Che moves, violent and horrible crimes follow.

                            Does anyone else see the obvious answer? It's him!!!!
                            Only feebs vote.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              They show suspects like that on the news all the time. I often wonder what it would be like to look like that, and worry about people reporting you.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X