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    Muhammad Said A-Sahhaf captured!

    "Comical Ali" captured 01:45, Jun 25 2003

    LONDON (Reuters) - The Daily Mirror says U.S. troops have arrested Iraq's information minister under Saddam Hussein, MohammedSaeed al-Sahaf, at a roadblocks in a Baghdad suburb.

    There was no immediate reaction from Washington on Wednesday.

    The ex-minister, dubbed "Comical Ali" for proclaiming the defeat of U.S. forces even as they moved into Baghdad, had been hiding out at arelative's house watching satellite TV, but was caught on Monday night, the paper said in a report from Baghdad.

    "He has some serious talking to do...this time," a "senior coalition source" was quoted as saying. There was no independent confirmation ofthe story and no other sourcing.


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    Free MSS!

    This other guy, Saddam's personal secretary, was supposedly captured by the US last time. But we haven't seen any evidence of that.
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    • #3
      Hell, he wasn't on the most wanted list.

      He's worth more on Madison Avenue than he is to the US Army in Iraq. Give him a work permit and hire that boy before the Brits get him!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Urban Ranger
        Free MSS!
        Yes! We need to start offering him large sums of money. He has a bright future ahead of him.
        This other guy, Saddam's personal secretary, was supposedly captured by the US last time. But we haven't seen any evidence of that.
        What are they suppossed to do parade him in front of your house?
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        • #5
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            "I have not been arrested! The gun pointing at my head is made of plastic!"
            Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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            • #7
              I wonder if he tried to talk the forces that captured him into surrendering themselves to him.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #8
                He could make them all roll on the floor laughing and run away.
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                • #9
                  Somehow, I think he could easily make a career working for Faux News.
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                  • #10
                    "As you can see, I have single-handedly defeated the infidels. After defeating the Americans on our home soil we have taken the fight to their home hemisphere, Guatanamo Bay here is now personally under my control. If the infidel Americans do not desist, Iraq will use it as a base for invading the US mainland"
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                      • #12
                        Hmfph. Sounds like he was pulling a Kato Kaelin at his relative's home — sacking out, watching TV, undoubtably eating all the food and not offering to chip in with the costs.

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                        • #13
                          So when will the Ali S. show be on TV?
                          “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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                          • #14
                            "Muhammad Said Al-Sahhaf is free and still acting! you imperialistic fools captured the American information minister!"
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                            • #15
                              I'm sure the guys sent out to capture him were locked in their tanks and committed collective suicide.

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