I decided to start a blog

[Pekka]

Stefu, nice one

Though I'm not going to concentrate on describing sex acts... just the life.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Pekka

Heureka!

There's a man who knows his Greek accents.

I've added one gold star next to your name in my Apolyton Poster Rating System.

[Stefu]

Though I'm not going to concentrate on describing sex acts... just the life.

Well, you could use it like:

"I felt a pressure in my bladder, so I went to the bathroom and took my pulsating spam-javelin out and started urinating..."

Or:

"Time for my daily shower! I spent extra time rinsing and latheing my pulsating spam-javelin."

Or:

"Darn kids making racket outside my house again! I went to the window, took my pulsating spam-javelin out and waved it a bit, shouting "Hoo-ha!" - that scared them right off!"

Or:

"My next-door neighbour's, lovely old Mrs. Streep's, kitten had climbed up a tree again and was mewing pathetically, so naturally I extended my pulsating spam-javelin to help Mr. Pawlo get down..."

Things like that! Aspects of daily life! Possibilities are endless!

[Agathon]

[Japher]

I have no idea what a blog is. Someone care to enlighten me?

[Pekka]

Stefu, I envy your writing skills

[Asher]

blog = weblog

Basically an online journal of sorts.
Some blogs are essentially just links people post, though.

[Japher]

Yeah, I searched them... doesn't sound to exciting. Why would I want to read about the boring stuff other ppl do in their lifes? At least here I get to interact.

Stefu: ROTFLMAO, and getting weirf looks from my coworkers... Spam-javelin

[Pekka]

Yes.. but Randy Berliner is an interesting character which people try to guess if it's real or not.. they try to search me on every possible porn engine and find my work, but still they're not sure.. oh yes.. Randy Berliner..

[Japher]

As for writting styles, I really like Hemingway-ish stuff. Follow the KISS policy and don't bore me with stupid details that has nothing to do with anything (like Melvile)... Unless, of course, Randy is obsessed with everything...

I'm already reading about someone's boring life, I don't need to hear them describe the boring sit-coms they are watching.

[Japher]

Yours will be different, I am sure... Just don't try and make it too unrealistic, or esle people will know... Anyway, let me know where your blog (what a stupid word) will be and I will read it.

[Pekka]

It's not starting in ages though. I'm trying to make it good, so it will take lots of time. but I'll let people know when it's going live for sure.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Pekka
Ok.. I thought Dieter would be way more cooler, but it would indicate me being German too much. Then again that way I could get away with my bad grammar.

So I figure the most important things are to have good stuff happening, but not make it too unbelievable. Then text must be fluent and good but still easy reading and flowing. This is where I have troubles. I'll master it!

Oh, and do blogs usually have any pictures? Or is it forbidden.. because I'd like to post a picture every now and then (once in a month or so)? I have perfect equipment to make myself Randy Berliner!

does that equipment include a swedish penis enlarger

Jon Miller

[Pekka]

Jon Miller, you are obviously uninformed how blessed I am....

[Stefu]

You could set some groundwork, you know, DL a few porn clips by some less-well known actor (possibly you could rip some Finnish porn from your undoubtedly vast collection) and start spreading them on Kazaa or other P2P program with filenames and titles like "Randy Berliner - Hot College Nympho Butt Fun" or something...