I'm getting contacts

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
My g/f says I look sexy with my glasses off. I expect it's a Pavlovian response.

Are you trying to say your girlfriend is a dog? Freudian slip methinks

[Zero]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Are you trying to say your girlfriend is a dog? Freudian slip methinks

then u missed the joke. Hes saying shes conditioned to be horny when his glasses comes off.

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Are you trying to say your girlfriend is a dog? Freudian slip methinks

Har. Har. Har.



You know what I meant.

edit/ Zero: Rich got it, he's just being a smart ass. As usual.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Zero


then u missed the joke. Hes saying shes conditioned to be horny when his glasses comes off.

Two words: Pavlov's dog

Sometimes I am sure my humour is wasted on some people

FP:

[Ecthy]

if I had glasses they'd put it all on them... always some excuse there

[alva]

They're so much nicer than glasses.

I wear them when I wake up to the moment I go to bed, they never bother me.

Takes about 10 seconds to put them in in the morning, 2 seconds to take them out at night...

I don't even take them out at all.

just came home from the optomitrist. I got the left one in less than 10 tries. It was far more difficult to put in the right one though. Taking them out wasn't too difficult.

I love wearing them already though.

In a few months you'll be able to do it in the dark.
(and seeing how this thread is going, I do mean the contacts )

[MrFun]

I tried hard contacts when I was in high school, but over a year ago, I use softies now, and never look back.

[Soul Survivor]

i wear them about 14 hours a day and 360 days a year, the only time i have problems is when my allergies get really bad but 99% of the time i can't even feel them

[alva]

I tried hard contacts when I was in high school, but over a year ago, I use softies now, and never look back.

That's a very weird sentence when taken out of context?
(on more then one level btw.)

[Asher]

Remember that for every hour you wear your contacts, you'll go blind two hours earlier due to oxygen deprivation.

[alva]

Then I should have been blind a year or 2 ago.

[Asher]

Masturbation counteracts the effects. The hair follicles on the palm distract it.

[Zero]

Originally posted by MrFun
I tried hard contacts when I was in high school, but over a year ago, I use softies now, and never look back.

only thing i like about hard lenses are:

i can put them on without a mirror and can just pop them both in my eye faster than you can start ur first one.

But they sting if you dont wet them enough with solutions. I heard soft are like that too, but the eye is more sensitive wit the hard ones....

[MrFun]

Originally posted by alva

I tried hard contacts when I was in high school, but over a year ago, I use softies now, and never look back.

That's a very weird sentence when taken out of context?
(on more then one level btw.)

perv

[alva]

Might seem strange and disgusting for some, but a good way to clean them is rinse them down and them put them between your tong and upper [inside of your mouth].
Don't use any product while doing this of course, then put them in a glass with special solution.

Oh, and don't swallow while doing this either