New chemical element discovered!

[Az]

It's all been described before. Even the Carrier particle has been found, it's called a "Moron". you should read the article more carefully.

[JohnT]

I think I've discovered another new element:

Apolytonium

I don't know jack about the atomic properties of this element, but it is very dense, forces people to miss the point, and makes them take jokes too seriously.

[Az]

No no no! This was very funny! The first 23 times it was posted!