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I have absolutely no idea if it IS REAL, just go with it, it will only be better if you do. 
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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I seriously doubt a 17 year old wrote that. But it's funny nonetheless.
P.S. Why the hell do they give him a job for filling out the application form incorrectly, but no bugger'll give me a job when I do fill them out properly?"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'd seriously consider hiring the guy after reading that
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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What, only one blonde to keep him company? That guy sets his sights low.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84Comment
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You sure he got hired?(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Read first line of opening post for the answer.Comment
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Funny, but definitely not real. Just to be sure.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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I'd have to hire someone if they wrote that. He would liven up the place and keep morale higher
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