Make your bets on the next Harry Potter book.

[Lonestar]

The one who guesses the most correctly gets a cookie.

(1) Who is the pyschotic House-elf?
(2) Who will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher?
(3) What's the Deal with Arabella Figg?
(4) What is Snape going to do?
(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?
(6) What couple will we see formed?
(7) (dramatic Music) Whp shall Die?

[St Leo]

(1) Who is the pyschotic House-elf?

Are we choosing from between Winky and Dobby? Winky's the crazy one.

(2) Who will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher?

Former head of Beauxbatons.

(3) What's the Deal with Arabella Figg?

Who?

(4) What is Snape going to do?

Give Potter detention.

(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?

They've been indicted for insider trading.

(6) What couple will we see formed?

Hermione and Draco.

(7) (dramatic Music) Who shall Die?

Neville Longbottom.

[Lonestar]

I think all your guesses, except four, are wrong. And I think you kinda cheated on four.

[St Leo]

Fine. You tell me what I should think.

[Lonestar]

Re: Make your bets on the next Harry Potter book.

[QUOTE]

(1) Who is the pyschotic House-elf?
Winky

(2) Who will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher?
Arabella Figg

(3) What's the Deal with Arabella Figg?
Powerful Witch sent to watch over Harry as he grew up.

(4) What is Snape going to do?
Try to turn some Deatheaters

(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?
They're members of the BNP.

(6) What couple will we see formed?
Ron & Hermione

(7) (dramatic Music) Who shall Die?
Dobby.

[Dinner]

Hermione and Ron shall most certainly make it official.

[Jaguar]

1-4 I agree with Lonestar.
5. Nothing new for them.
6. I think Ron & Hermione, even though I don't think Ron deserves her.
7. Gotta be Hagrid or Neville.

[Dinner]

Hargrid is written into the story line now since he's getting hooked up with that fat French half'giant chick.

[Jaguar]

Aren't they gonna go try to rally the Giants against Dumbledore or something?

W00t! first post back from the downtime!

[Mr. President]

(1) Who is the pyschotic House-elf?

Liza Minnelli.

(2) Who will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher?

edit: Anybody.


(3) What's the Deal with Arabella Figg?

Wasn't that one of Prince William's girlfriends?


(4) What is Snape going to do?

Become a double agent!


(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?

They're Linux users.


(6) What couple will we see formed?

Harry and Ron? Nah, maybe the headmaster and Minerva McGonegall (or whatever her name was).


(7) (dramatic Music) Who shall Die?

I'd say everybody, but I know I'm not that lucky.

[Thue]

Originally posted by Mr. President
(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?

They're Linux users.

Thats should be: "they're GNU/Linux users."

[monolith94]

(1) Who is the pyschotic House-elf?
Winky, could be a third house elf we don't know about though.
(2) Who will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher?
Probably Figg, but could be that beauxbatons lady.
(3) What's the Deal with Arabella Figg?
Powerful wizard to watch over harry, we've all figured this out...
(4) What is Snape going to do?
Try to join the death eaters to be a spy again was my original thought, but now I'm not so sure.
(5) What will we discover about the Dursleys?
Something about their history, I'd imagine.
(6) What couple will we see formed?
Neville & Cho Chang
(7) (dramatic Music) Who shall Die?
Voldemort! (for the fifth time)

[reismark]

1. Could be someone new... but probably Winky.
2. Figg. Madame Maxime (and Hagrid) have something more important to do - traveling to the land of the giants, and winning them over.
3. What everyone else has said.
4. The obvious answer is that Snape becomes a double agent again, but the problem with that: Voldemort knows about his duplicity. It's probably something we haven't been able to foresee that easily - some experimentation of some kind in an attempt to turn Voldemort's power on him or something...
5. There's magic blood in the Dursleys' family tree, and someone else at Hogwarts is a distant relative of theirs.
6. Ron & Hermione. They're complete opposites, hence, it would work perfectly. I'll further bet Ron becomes a prefect. (Harry & Cho should be saved for year six or seven - the longer the wait, the better.)
7. Neville. And... *grins evilly* Snape.