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  • #16
    Originally posted by Vesayen


    How the hell am I responsible for some guy and girl eating an apple 5763(5762?) years ago?
    You are not! But you are responsible for your actions NOW. That is why God calls us to repent of our sins, because we are responsible for our present sins.
    'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
    G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"

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    • #17
      Vesayen:

      actually, the apple was sex... they gained the knowledge of God (ability to create)... sex like i've always said is the cause of all our troubles...
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        No, it is only you who will not live forever. Why? Because heaven is supposed to be fun and good place, and there is no room for questions like that in there!
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #19
          edit - crosspost. Meant for Speer, not you, Pekka.

          That's just what everyone who can't get any rationalizes to cheer themselves up.
          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Albert Speer
            Vesayen:

            actually, the apple was sex... they gained the knowledge of God (ability to create)... sex like i've always said is the cause of all our troubles...
            we have now entered the theological twilight zone......
            "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

            "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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            • #21
              Doo-do-doo-do-doo-do-doo-do
              When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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              • #22
                That means god has killed every lefty. Ergo god must hate lefties.



                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #23
                  MtG:

                  I can EASILY get some... there are so many whores here it's sad... i choose to not have sex.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #24
                    I didn't say buy some.

                    BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place.
                    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
                      I didn't say buy some.

                      BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place.


                      I "choose" not to be wealthy and job free.

                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #26
                        MtG:

                        damn why does everyone here on apolyton think whores are only prostitutes... whores are also morally loose women who give it up to anybody...

                        nah but for real though... i can easily get a smut i just want a good girl and they're harder to get.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27
                          I can fukk any girl I like, as long as she's my wife...
                          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                          • #28
                            Now that things are good, I could go for the 900 or so years the early folks got. I'd work until 65 and collect social security for 835 yrs.

                            Wonder how many San Miguels I could consume in 835 yrs?

                            It's just fun to contemplate.



                            "BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place."

                            I TOLD you he is the o n e...
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Albert Speer
                              MtG:

                              damn why does everyone here on apolyton think whores are only prostitutes... whores are also morally loose women who give it up to anybody...

                              nah but for real though... i can easily get a smut i just want a good girl and they're harder to get.
                              You are technically correct, but a better term is slut.

                              Whores use sex for money or personal gain.

                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lancer
                                Now that things are good, I could go for the 900 or so years the early folks got. I'd work until 65 and collect social security for 835 yrs.

                                Wonder how many San Miguels I could consume in 835 yrs?
                                San Miguels? The Phillipino beer? What does it taste like in the states?

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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