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Originally posted by Ming
Ming Math:
cool group = PCR
Ming Math:
cool group = PCR
Well I will remember not to do THAT again then.
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Well I will remember not to do THAT again then.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
god ming, just because you had issues with the cool kids in highschool doesn't mean you have to hate them on the interweb.Originally posted by Ming
Ming Math:
cool group = PCR
jeebus.
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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One from the local paper about 9 months ago:
"Rapists lawyer says he did a bad job"
Damn lawyers.
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Best headline ever in a Finnish evening paper would be, about an year or a half back, "Police interrupts drug teens' orgy: Naked teen girls attack policemen"
That was a proud moment in Finnish journalism, let me tell you.
Of course, it was probably quite intentional and thus doesn't really fit the thread, but I can mention it anyway, dammit."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Got a few laughs out of this thread.
One famous misprounciation (not a headline as such) but some govt flunkey stood up in Parliament a few years ago and began his speech.
"These cuts in defence"... only he added an n to cuts.
Now that's why I call a Freudian slip.
Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84Comment
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"Close only counts in horseshoes & Fireball Spells!!!" From "Tangled WebsComment
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Stefu, OMG! I remember that! That was the best day of journalism ever. The best part was when the kids refused to stop having sex? And then girls attacked cops..
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Then there was the famous incident where Charles de Gaulle and his wife were visiting England, and his wife was asked by someone at a dinner what she thought was the best part of their loving marriage. Madame de Gaulle responded, "a penis."
Everyone was stunned, until Charles leaned over and said, "My dear, I believe it is pronounced, 'happiness.'"Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I've got a whole book of Colemanballs at home...
"Policemen Found Drunk In Shop Window"
"Council To Make Safe Danger Spots"
"Police Shot Man With Knife"
"Mr Banana: No Danger Of Split"Visit the Vote UK Discussion Forum!Comment
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tragedy
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10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope>>
That's the best right there.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Great stuff!
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does anyone have pictures of that orgy? I need them for research.Comment
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"Urologist Honored by Peers"
and a story about a bridge accident, with a typo:
"Bride Stuck Open, Traffic Backed Up for Miles""When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay MelchettComment
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Not sure if this is unfortunate, but at least mildly amusing:
"Hu To Unveil Party Reform."(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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