Unfortunate headlines

[MikeH]

http://www.dangerhere.com/

[Bereta_Eder]

And he seems really pleased about it.

[rah]

I guess I can roll out this one again.

50 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by actual journalists)>>
>
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says>>
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers>>
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted>>
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case>>
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents >>
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House>> 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms>>
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?>>
9. Stud Tires Out>>
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope>>
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over>>
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again>>
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands>>
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms>>
15. Eye Drops off Shelf>>
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids>>
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead>>
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim>>
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66>>
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax>>
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told>>
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death> >
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant>>
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree>>
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies> >
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter>>
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years>>
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One>>
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84>>
30. War Dims Hope for Peace>>
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While>>
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures>>
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide>>
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge>>
35. Deer Kill 17,000>>
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead> >
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge>>
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group>>
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft>>
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks >>
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy>>
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire>>
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply>>
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood>>
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees>>
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half>>
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies>>
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing>>
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing>>
50. Air Head Fired

[Bereta_Eder]

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by rah
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood>>

"Heya, big boy, looking for a good time? ... Hello? ... Helloooo?"

[Bereta_Eder]

Well there's a legendary one but it will be little hard to translate...

in the '50s or something one of the biggest newspapers had as its first title on the front page some revolt of the Polish people who were demanding more food.

So the title was meant to be: "The Poles pour out to the streets of Warsaw demanding more bread"


Only a mistake was made and a letter was replaced with another one. Namely "Psomi" (bread) became "Psoli" (=d!cks).


So the other day dumbfounded, the readers read on the front page of the newspaper that "Poles pour out to the streets of Warsaw demanding more d!cks".

[Boris Godunov]

The Poles have their priorities right!

[Bereta_Eder]

[MrFun]

Originally posted by rah
I guess I can roll out this one again.

50 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by actual journalists)>>
>
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says>>
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers>>
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted>>
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case>>
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents >>
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House>> 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms>>
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?>>
9. Stud Tires Out>>
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope>>
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over>>
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again>>
13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands>>
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms>>
15. Eye Drops off Shelf>>
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids>>
17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead>>
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim>>
19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66>>
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax>>
21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told>>
22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death> >
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant>>
24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree>>
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies> >
26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter>>
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years>>
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One>>
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84>>
30. War Dims Hope for Peace>>
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While>>
32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures>>
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide>>
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge>>
35. Deer Kill 17,000>>
36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead> >
37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge>>
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group>>
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft>>
40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks >>
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy>>
42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire>>
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply>>
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood>>
45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees>>
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half>>
47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies>>
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing>>
49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing>>
50. Air Head Fired

[Immortal Wombat]

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[Urban Ranger]

@ rah

[Inverse Icarus]

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[MrFun]

Me and Uber are now members of the cool group.

[Inverse Icarus]

heres one:

[Ming]

Ming Math:

cool group = PCR