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  • #2
    Isn't is supposedly extremely difficult to fall off of one of those things?

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    • #3
      That's nothing. The leader of the main oposition party some time ago went to play football (and of course invited all the TV channels) only to miserably slip during his very first effort to shoot a the ball. He fell wickedly to the ground and teared the tenontas ( a major muscle of the leg).

      the cameras were all to happy to record all of that of course.

      The poor guy the pain was immense

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      • #4
        Looks like Segway isn't idiot-proof after all.
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        • #5
          I wish the picture was clearer. I'd love a new avatar!
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          • #6
            What is the use of a Segway actually ? I don't get it...
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            • #7
              This world is full of threats and dangers. Some are very close ...
              Statistical anomaly.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spiffor
                What is the use of a Segway actually ? I don't get it...
                It's for people too lazy to walk- perfect for us Americans

                This could be great for handicapped and senior folks, but I sure as hell hope it doesn't catch on, and these things start clogging up sidewalks everywhere.
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                • #9
                  This thing has "Daily Show" written all over it!

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                  • #10
                    I have actually seen two of them in action in the streets of NYC.

                    What is the use of a Segway actually ? I don't get it...

                    Its a way to get there faster by using motorized trasnport, but on the sidewalk and nto the street. One of the guys I saw using one was going pretty fast. I still can't imagine spending 5000 dollars on it though. WALK!
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                    • #11
                      why this doesnt surprise me?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Spiffor
                        What is the use of a Segway actually ? I don't get it...
                        It is an attempt to disguise the dorky as "innovative". Basicly, it's just an oddity that the inventor thought he'd be able to sell.

                        I don't see segway riders as being a big hit with ladies over the age of 14 or so.
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                        • #13
                          I don;t know about that: both men I saw using it did not look like the type who might have problems getting women. Of course, unlike with Motorcycles, mopeds, and cars, you won't be able to give your secial one a ride in it with you: no room for two.
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                          "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                          "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            Isn't is supposedly extremely difficult to fall off of one of those things?
                            Maybe you need a soul for the gyroscopes or whatever to work?
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                            • #15
                              After the incident, President Bush demanded Segways wolrdwide stop their practice of aggressively pitching their riders into the dirt within 30 days or he would take military action.

                              Bush's Segway is currently being interrogated at Guantanamo to see what it knows...

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