You mean I've been walking around like this all day?

[Ecthy]

maybe I should do that, too, just deliberately. but then girls never walk up to guys with funny stickers.

they're too arrogant

should I turn gay?

[Ecthy]

I bet SlowwHand is going to come in and post sth like "would that be a 360 degree turn, Ecthy? "

[Asher]

should I turn gay?

For the love of God, no!

[Ecthy]

please turn your humor detector on NOW. there should be one, somewhere... quite dusty, for sure, though

[Japher]

I thought you already were gay, Ect

[Asher]

Likewise.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
I bet you screwed him anyway

It is a sacred rule of gay bars that the bartenders and bar boys/girls are strictly off-limits. I wouldn't want to be pestered while doing my job, neither do they.

[Ecthy]

didn't know it was one of them

[Japher]

Hey, a little sexual harrasment is need every now and then! It boosts morale

[Boris Godunov]

Sorry, "bar boy" referred to the guy who goes around collecting empty glasses, cleaning up messes, etc.

[Ecthy]

sorry again. blame paiktis

[alva]

It is a sacred rule of gay bars that the bartenders and bar boys/girls are strictly off-limits. I wouldn't want to be pestered while doing my job, neither do they.

Maybe they should try that in hetero bars too

[Boris Godunov]

Oh, and one of opera's legendary tales:

The great bass-baritone Hans Hotter was performing the role of Wotan in Wagner's Ring at Bayreuth (the grand-daddy of all Wagner festivals). Relaxing in his dressing room, he was called late for going on stage. Racing down to the stage, he snatched the large fur coat he was supposed to wear, threw it on and entered right on time.

However, he was greated with seemingly inexplicable snickering from the audience. Was he actually early or late, and those who knew he wasn't supposed to be there were laughing? No, he was right on cue... but the snickering grew into rather noticeable laughter.

One of Hotter's colleagues made slight head motions to Hotter's back. Hotter looked up, and then saw that in his haste, he had not only grabbed his coat, but the coat hanger on which it was hanging, which was now sticking up from the collar of the coat.

To make matters worse, it was a fluffy, pink coat hanger.

Well, Hotter would not let himself be perturbed, and launched into singing Wotan with gusto. By the time he was done, the audience was probably convinced that Wotan sans pink, fluffy coat hanger is no Wotan at all.

[Ecthy]

hehe. hehehe... heh.... erm... no.

[Worthingtons]

I've done simular to FP, like him i cycle to work as it's only a couple of miles, and wear baggy-ish trousers, and have to wear those clips, however a couple of times i lost them and once decided i'd just tuck my trousers inside my socks, i got to work and forgot and consequently walked round with my trousers tucked into my socks.