Wiglaf - just remember these three words while you're here: "who's your daddy?"
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WIGLAF! WIGLAF! WIGLAF!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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I cannot breathe anymore. I have just been called a Commie foreigner by someone who believes spending the summer in a country makes him "born and raised there." Clearly you need to get some facts straight. It seems I know more about you than you.
So today's not Father's day? I will prove it to you. I will go outside and suck in the air. I will go outside and eat a hamburger. I will go put a flag in someone's garden that says, "Today is father's day." I will even fart at the fools when they tell me to stop. I will then suck in the air again. Suddenly it is not father's day. It is farting day.
See? It is all in the mind and your mind needs to be born and raised in America before you go all noble on me.
"Today is father's day."
Now who looks stupid.
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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Some obscure source without credibility... The source begins with 'I' exactly like 'Indymedia'...
Do you want to corrupt us all with your commie propaganda ???"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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It seems he does Spiffor. He is like Lenin, trying to rob us of our traditions .“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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http://www.imissmydad.com/z/001.html vs http://www.1800flowers.com/flowers/...sp?firstEntry=Y
Oh come on. Tell me that person at 1800 flowers has had the sort of experience that person in that first site has. 1800 flowers knows how to make money. They were not born and raised anywhere, much less America.
I need a republican to tell me otherwise because you all are just laughing and giving me commercials and Lenin. Fez would be objective enough for God's sake.Last edited by Wiglaf; June 9, 2003, 22:50.
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I'm a Republican, damn commie pig! You... terrorist!
You are not an AMERICAN either. Must be AMERICAN and REPUBLICAN to apply.
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Why Republican AH ? Don't Democrats know the date of Father's day as well ?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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Spiffor, he's an evil Al Queda spy, don't believe anything he says .“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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