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  • #16
    At least it wasn't a dingo.
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    • #17

      Poor woman, to lose a baby like that. I mean, most people fear their kid dies from disease or an accident, bit to be eaten (if only part)? That has to be worse of all.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        At least it wasn't a dingo.
        Oh, yes, what a relief.

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        • #19
          yum!



          no dead baby jokes, please... those are not funny in any way. they just make me vomit.

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          • #20
            *insert obligatory south african cuisine joke here*

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            • #21
              Baboons should be more careful not to contract nasty diseases when munching away like that.

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              • #22
                Go, baboons, go! We humans deserve it for what we've done to them.
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                • #23
                  heavy
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                  • #24
                    It at Neo's brain? But I still what to know how the Matrix ends!


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                    • #25
                      If that baby had a gun, this would never have happened.
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                      • #26
                        Indeed, it is yet another proof that babies should get guns for their own safety
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                        • #27


                          Planet of the Apes meets Matrix?
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                          • #28
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #29
                              This is going to shock some libertarians, but that baby had no job. Everyone who think that this should have been prevented want a paternalistic state to make sweet, sweet love to their anus. Freedom means never having to say "help"!
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                              • #30
                                It's a sad story ... at the very least, that baboon should be hunted down and blown apart, preferably in front of any "family" it may have. That will scare the hell out them and maybe keep them away from humans in the future, thus preventing any further tragedies.

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