Bombs to Ã…land!

[Pekka]

Send the planes! Get ready to invade and restore the peace in Ã…land, which is ours anyway!

I'm just watching a program about Finns living IN Finland, Ã…land, which inhabitants thinks are Swedes. Well I have a news for them, they are part of Finland, and if they wish to be Swedes, then they can move there no problem!

I just found out watching this, that in fact its only official language is Sweden, and that you can start studying and learning Finnish at 5th grade, and it's optional. WTF? Everyone here in the mainland HAS to study both Swedish and Finnish, because we are bilangual country.
But these dudes think they can do whatever they want? SUre they have autonomy, but they ARE part of Finland, and I will not rest until that place is bombed to pieces. They have grown to be arrogant and they don't give any credit for their autonomy. Even their young males don't have to serve, because they are lazy, sissy and dumb.

I have no problems if the Swedes want to buy it. I'll settle for 5 kronor. Or then they should go for independency and own counry. But as long as they're thinking they're superior and making us feel foreigners in our own lands.. prepare to die!
Fuel the fighters!

[Cruddy]

Wouldn't a war cost more than the place is worth anyway?

Now, if they had oil or diamonds I could understand your concerns.

[Pekka]

They are bunch of no good racists let me tell you this much. They want to opress finns there, and they are the most loathed people in there. Well guess what, you're finns too! MUhahahaha

It's like being an american in france. Try to speak english. Now imagine it's part of your country. Damn it, we need to put good border control there and strip and cavity search every ålander that wants to mess with us.

OK ok, now these folks even admit they hate us and finns living in there. WTF. DIE! DIE! DIE!

[Pekka]

Cruddy, not really because it's part of Finland, so it would be a police action. I think few carpet bombings would change their attitudes a little bit. It's cool to have different cultures and all that, but when you're actually in the country, you shouldn't have your own secular spots where you trash the 'natives' and keep pushing things that are against finns. Why? Because it's our lands!

These guys are saying they have to visit the mainland every now and then because they can't make friends with these crap people and that they are treated sometimes like they are the worst of all people, even if they haven't done anything. Racism. But in your own lands? Forget that, we need to put our foot down with this one.

Kind of ironic that this one guy was anesthesia doctor, and everytime Ã…lander wakes up after surgery.. he/she wakes in the hands of a finn.. YES!
Ã…landers are the worst of people, nothing but self hating racists and I want to start a massive police action, Guantanamo style.

[Stefu]

You can meet non-arrogant Ã…landers at the Mariehamn railway station.

[Pekka]

Stefu, non-arrogant Ã…landers? Are there any?

Besides, there 'amusement park' sucks butts anyway. It doesn't compare to our parks. Oh and the 'punkit' that were lethal? From where? That's right, from Ã…land.
My worst class trip? That was in Ã…land, that's right because it sucks so much. Even the breakfast was horrible and the ping ball machine didn't work. It took my money though, it was still good enough from my dirty FInnish hands. And the beach was bad too, water was cold. TV channels? What a joke. It's a backwards place, let's just admit it. No one wants Ã…land, and that's why Sweden don't want it from us. You can have it for free!
It's like wiggas, white people trying to be all ghetto. Ã…landers should be called Ã…lafinns, because it sounds stupid and that's what they are, Finns trying to be Swedish, and the mix is just horrible. Swedes are good folks don't get me wrong. These people are plain rotten and they smell bad. They can't even speak proper Swedish!

[Stefu]

Stefu, non-arrogant Ã…landers? Are there any?

Mariehamn railway station, keep thinking, keep thinking...

[Meticulous Man]

I've never had a very high opinion of Ã…landers even though I usually am very open to the Scandinavian culture. Of course, one shouldn't generalize like that, but...

[Cruddy]

OK Pekka, how about this?

Have a referendum in this place. See if they want to be part of Finland or not.

Then when they don't, wave them goodbye and let Sweden worry about it.

Or don't you believe in peaceful solutions?

[Jeltz]

Yes, we need to enforce a police action against Ã…land to stop their segregation policy. I don't support selling it to Sweden, because Ã…land has some nice sites for summer cottages. Some actions need to be taken fast before they declare themselves totally independent or join Sweden. We should soon start mobilizing our forces for war against Sweden. We can't trust them because they have invaded us before and have already aquired Sonera, Turun Sinappi, Helsinki's stock exchange, etc, etc. AND they're openly collaborating with Ã…land. We can't just sit there and watch while they take over our precious fatherland!



1. embargo
2. sanctions
3. invasion (police action)

[tinyp3nis]

Originally posted by Stefu


Mariehamn railway station, keep thinking, keep thinking...

Nice one Stefu, I didn't get it the first time but now I do.

[Meticulous Man]

I guess the Ã…landers think of us in the same way as we'd think of Russians if Finland still was an autonomous grand duchy in the Russian empire, as a threat to our culture and identity... and why do we expect them to like us when most of us loathe them and everything that has to do with the Swedish culture in general?

[Pekka]

Stefu, damn it I was actually trying to figure out where that was, so maybe I'd remember if there was something special about it. I know.. I'm slow

[Buck Birdseed]

If you take away Ã…land's autonomy you won't be able to buy Tax Free Koskenkorva on Sweden Cruises!

[Pekka]

Nah, it's about THEM LEECHING from us. Our tax money they like.. yeah give us more, we like your dirty euros. You can't move here, but give us your money.
And that's exactly why they don't want to be truly independent. Nothing but racists leeching piece of poop.
'We don't want you but we take your money' Yeah yeah.. The day will come when we start raining bombs to your smelly lands!

Cruddy, I don't see any peaceful endings to this one..

If they truly wanted to be independent, I have no doubt we'd let them have it in no time. I'm sure of this. Who objects it? I think no one objects that. We should just realize it that they are leeching us, nothing more. If they didn't, then how come they don't want to be independent? They just want all the good parts and someone to pay for the party. I bet like 2 cents of my money will end up supporting those piece of craps.

Also, it's funny since families that move there and have kids.. they can't go to school that has finnish language! Nice one! Here, in the civilized mainlands we have teaching for many languages... russian, swedish all over, english.. you name it and we should have it. Why? Because we follow the UN children rights rules, that kids should be able to go to school with their own language, if there are more kids than few. It's funny how these rules don't apply to this soon to be wastelands country.
I hate it with every inch of my body. Besides, they started it.