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  • The movie "Nemo" is causing young children to flush their pet fish down the toilet

    Apparently the movie is making alot of young kids believe if they flush their fish-they will go back to the ocean.....
    -Fox News


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    Re: The movie "Nemo" is causing young children to flush their pet fish down the to

    Originally posted by Vesayen
    Apparently the movie is making alot of young kids believe if they flush their fish-they will go back to the ocean.....
    -Fox News

    But if its Fox news, we can't trust it.
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    • #3
      Of course-its a conservative plot for world domination-flushing fish down the toiler-1 fish at a time!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Vesayen
        Of course-its a conservative plot for world domination-flushing fish down the toiler-1 fish at a time!
        No, silly, they want to turn people against the leftist movie by using the tragedy to villify it.
        "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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        • #5
          Kids that young shouldn't be handling pet fish anyway, if mommy and daddy give a rip about the fish's lifespan.
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          • #6
            Grrr, I haven't seen the movie yet. And now that I know the ending, I don't think I will.

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            • #7
              As MtG said, little kids should not have te access to be doing this anyway.
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              • #8
                A sewage treatment company felt compelled to put out a press release detailing what would really happen if you flushed Nemo:

                COSTA MESA, California (AP) -- Kids be warned: Flushing your pet fish down the drain will not send it safely into the ocean as depicted in the new computer-animated movie by Disney and Pixar "Finding Nemo."

                A company that manufactures equipment used to process sewage issued a news release Thursday warning that drain pipes do lead to the ocean -- eventually -- but first the fluid goes through powerful machines that "shred solids into tiny particles."

                "In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.

                In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.

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                • #9
                  "Grinding Nemo"

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                  • #10
                    Muffin Monster???
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      isnt it usally the liberals that argue movies and games affect our child's behaviors?
                      :-p

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dudemanjack
                        "Grinding Nemo"

                        I expect to hit the shelves of the nearest porn vid shops soon.
                        :-p

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                        • #13
                          THAT is comedy!
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                          • #14
                            Evil Hollywood! Trying to kill fish
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                            • #15
                              damn you I spilled my Yogourt!!!!!!
                              Grinding Nemo...
                              urgh.NSFW

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