What is the Banana?

[Harry Seldon]

Forgive the ignorant question but I still have no concept of the Banana. I am only sure of the following:

1. The Banana is a complex and etheral entity that is little understood and much revered.
2. The Banana was once challenged by the orange but withstood its assault for supremecy.
3. Posting about the Banana is one of the quickest ways to irritate Ming and guarantees a thread closing when he finds it.

Can anyone help shed light on the mystery and majesty of the Banana?

[loinburger]

It's sort of like a Vomitorium, but more accepted by the mainstream bourgeoisie.

[BeBMan]

I don´t believe in the banana

[DaShi]

It's a fruit.

[BeBMan]

It´s bicycle repair man!

[Solly]

It's bendy. According to the EU.

[Harry Seldon]

Oh, it also appears to be a fabulous dancer.

[GePap]

Its the color of the Sun, the great lifegiver..BOW TO THE WILL OF THE BANANA!

[Victor Galis]

The glorious banana also defeated the infidel strawberry at some point. All hail the great banana!

[Japher]

The banana is key to my existance, without it I would not be who I am. It is everything, everywhere, all the time... Kind of like god, except it tastes better and can't condem you to hell.

[SlowwHand]

Japher

[Solly]

No-one knows where to look when eating a banana.

[Richelieu]

I will not speak ITS name in vain.

[DRoseDARs]

Thou shalt shaketh that ass. And the lord said unto thee, "Word."
Chiquita 13:6

Behold his holiness' booty-shaking skills:

[Hueij]

Since this thread is almost falling of the tree I think it needs a bump. Especially since bananas are a great subject for America vs Europe bashing threads...