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  • #1

    The REAL reason why we can't find WoMD in Iraq.

    Saw this on a Yahoo Message Board, thought it was amusing

    WMD WERE TAKEN TO HEAVEN BY JESUS!!


    PRIOR TO THE WAR THERE WERE TONS OF CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS!! BEFORE THE BATTLE BEGAN SOLDIERS WERE ASKED TO PRAY FOR OUR CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT AND JESUS ANSWERED THEIR PRAYERS!!
    AS THE BATTLE BEGAN, JESUS SWEPT DOWN WITH THE HOLY GHOST ON HIS RIGHT AND THE SPIRIT OF THE BLESSED VIRGIN ON HIS LEFT. BEFORE THEY KNEW WHAT HIT THEM THE EVIL MUSLIMS' WMD WERE SWEPT TO HEAVEN!!
    THAT IS WHY WE WILL NOT FIND THEM ANYMORE IN IRAQ!! JESUS DID NOT WANT THEM USED ON OUR BLESSED CHRISTIAN ARMY!!

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE IRAQI WMD YOU MUST FIRST BECOME A TRUE CHRISTIAN AND THEN AFTER YOU FLY FLY FLY UP TO HEAVEN YOU WILL FIND THEM BEHIND THE PEARLY GATES!!!

    PRAISE JESUS CHRIST!! PRAISE MR.BUSH!!!!
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  • #2
    I thought that they used all of their WMD to destroy all of their WMD.....

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      There are WMD in heaven? Wutang!
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      • #4


        Truly classic.
        http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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        • #5
          Atheists go to hell and WMDs are taken to heaven? Nice priorities, god!
          "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
          Drake Tungsten
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          • #6
            Originally posted by loinburger
            There are WMD in heaven? Wutang!
            Satan is in trouble.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #7
              The REAL reason why we can't find WoMD in Iraq.
              The Russians stole them.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                to quote the daily show "The government claimed that Iraq had many weapons of mass destruction, so many they couldn't have destroyed them all this quickly. UNLESS they had weapons of mass destruction"

                i believe it was mo rocca that said it.
                "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                • #9
                  This means we must obviously attack heaven now
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10
                    So Spiffor, would your real name, by any chance, be Lucifer?

                    But why would God take them to heaven? Why wouldn't he just poof them out of existence? Agh, the idiocy hurts my brain!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lorizael
                      So Spiffor, would your real name, by any chance, be Lucifer?
                      Does that mean France is Hell?
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #12


                        Great news for Dubbaya
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                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher

                          The Russians stole them.
                          And sold it to Canadians.

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                          • #14
                            Where did the Canadians get enough money to buy them?? Jeez.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Asher
                              Where did the Canadians get enough money to buy them?? Jeez.
                              They're making the army deal with the Sea Kings a while longer.
                              Last edited by DinoDoc; June 3, 2003, 00:38.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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