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  • #16
    Originally posted by Lorizael
    Loin... I love that quote, the Barky one. That one had me laughing well past the commercial break the first time I heard it.
    You and me both. "Somebody should put up a sign or something! Does anybody know when the water show is???"
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    • #17
      But the best sig quote is your 'Kung Pow' one. God, I love that movie .
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #18
        Re: The Apolyton Compatibility Quiz!

        Originally posted by JohnT
        Which Apolytoner would you…
        … have raise your kids, if necessary?
        LTEC! Other than that, probably JohnT, DanS, or Horsie

        … have do your math homework?
        Big Crunch

        ... have to do your poly-sci homework?
        Imran

        … love to beat in a MP Civ2 game?
        Horsie or Ming (or both)

        … have manage your retirement accounts?
        Roland or Adam Smith

        … allow to marry your daughter?
        You want to go by shotgun, or by ang khola?

        … take with you to purchase a car?
        it depends on if I'd want to stuff them in the trunk of it.

        … like to spend a pleasant, sober evening with?
        Adam Smith or SuperSneak

        … like to party like it’s 1999 with?
        Brtendr4U

        … bet on to pick up the hottest chick/stud in the bar?
        someone who posts here?

        … bet on to pick up ANY chick/stud in the bar?
        Well, I know several I wouldn't pick.

        … run from in a fight*?
        UR's girlfriend.

        … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?
        Most of you.
        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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        • #19
          Damn, looks like I'm doing everyone's Poly Sci homework

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          … have raise your kids, if necessary?


          Um... JohnT

          … have do your math homework?


          Victor Galis

          ... have to do your poly-sci homework?


          Except me? Then I might go with GePap

          … love to beat in a MP Civ2 game?


          Horsie .

          … have manage your retirement accounts?


          Adam Smith

          … allow to marry your daughter?


          Well.. Supersneak (if we could get him out of his current marriage )

          … take with you to purchase a car?


          Ming or DanS

          … like to spend a pleasant, sober evening with?


          Sober?! Well I did do this once with GP... but I'll say, probably Ming.

          … like to party like it’s 1999 with?


          loinburger (Zylka is too drugged up for me )

          … bet on to pick up the hottest chick/stud in the bar?


          Boris . As for hottest chick - Ted Striker

          … bet on to pick up ANY chick/stud in the bar?


          Boddingtons

          … run from in a fight*?


          MtG

          … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?


          Albert Speer or Fez .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            Which Apolytoner would you…

            … have raise your kids, if necessary?
            I know Boann would do good; I've also seen Ming and JohnT talk with love of their children.
            My cats I leave to MtG.

            … have do your math homework?
            Hell. Anyone. I hate math.

            ... have to do your poly-sci homework?
            Oh, I don't know. Imran, I guess.

            … love to beat in a MP Civ2 game?
            I'd like to kick Eye's ass up tween his shoulder blades.

            … have manage your retirement accounts?
            Oh, this would be Lefty. No question.

            … allow to marry your daughter?
            Pekka, I suppose; but you'll have to be tough, Pekka.
            She is.

            … take with you to purchase a car?
            Lancer. The lot lizard would give me a good deal just so Lancer would leave.

            … like to spend a pleasant, sober evening with?
            Gad! Imran. He's not a boozer I don't think.

            … like to party like it’s 1999 with?
            I don't understand the question; but evidently Ming, RAH, GP, and Che like to party, so there you go.

            … bet on to pick up the hottest chick/stud in the bar?
            Boddington's, not that he's turned from a man of the cloth into a slut, and starchild or Red Jon, for the same reason.

            … bet on to pick up ANY chick/stud in the bar?
            Hmmm. Asher or Buck Birdseed. Are they still going both ways?

            … run from in a fight*?
            I start to be cocky, and note that my lightning quick jab, devastating cross, and my ability to take a licking but keep on ticking would keep me from running.
            But here's a benefit of getting long in the tooth, I recognize trickiness.
            So, Sava.

            … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?
            All of you just assemble on this side of the room, please.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              Re: The Apolyton Compatibility Quiz!

              Wow, hard one John.

              Which Apolytoner would you…

              … have raise your kids, if necessary?
              Chegitz. I'm sure he'll give them a great 'religious' education

              … have do your math homework?
              CyberGNU

              ... have to do your poly-sci homework?
              DinoDoc

              … love to beat in a MP Civ2 game?
              Ming

              … have manage your retirement accounts?
              Roland

              … allow to marry your daughter?
              Azazel

              … take with you to purchase a car?
              Spec

              … like to spend a pleasant, sober evening with?
              Boris

              … like to party like it’s 1999 with?
              Paiktis

              … bet on to pick up the hottest chick/stud in the bar?
              Asher

              … bet on to pick up ANY chick/stud in the bar?
              Boshko

              … run from in a fight*?
              Pekka, obviously

              … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?
              Sirotnikov
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #22
                monkspider
                frogger
                boshko
                eyes
                gp
                obiwan
                supersneak
                nye
                zykla
                blackwidow
                asher
                everyone
                noone

                I tried to answer one word for everything

                Jon Miller
                Jon Miller-
                I AM.CANADIAN
                GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                • #23
                  Re: The Apolyton Compatibility Quiz!



                  … have raise your kids, if necessary?

                  Spiffor

                  … have do your math homework?
                  Frogger


                  ... have to do your poly-sci homework?

                  GePap

                  … love to beat in a MP Civ2 game?

                  I never played Civ2 MP.

                  … have manage your retirement accounts?

                  For one thing, not Japher.
                  Seriously, I never thought about it. I am way too young for retirement, anyway.


                  … allow to marry your daughter?

                  Spiffor. I was thinking Siro, but he can be too naughty.

                  … take with you to purchase a car?

                  Ming, he's a smooth operator.

                  … like to spend a pleasant, sober evening with?

                  Immortal Wombat, Sirotnikov

                  … like to party like it’s 1999 with?

                  Zylka!

                  … bet on to pick up the hottest chick/stud in the bar?

                  Boris.

                  … bet on to pick up ANY chick/stud in the bar?

                  Pekka

                  … run from in a fight*?

                  pekka.

                  … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?
                  I really don't want to humiliate anyone here.
                  Stefu, Eli.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #24
                    Holy ****, Spiff! I just saw your post!
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      Oh, and I just noticed that I'd let Spiffor raise my kids and marry my daughter in the same time. Don't read anything into that.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #26
                        Azazel, you're such a perv.

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                        • #27
                          You betcha. Just ask Spiffor's daughter.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #28
                            Re: Re: The Apolyton Compatibility Quiz!

                            Originally posted by Azazel

                            … gladly take on in a fight, knowing you can wail on their sorry ass*?
                            I really don't want to humiliate anyone here.
                            Stefu, Eli.


                            I'll beat the **** out of you with both hands and legs tied behind my back.
                            "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                            • #29
                              Hmrpph!! I'll crush your puny body under my foot!
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                For one thing, not Japher.
                                Hey! You'd either retire very rich or you would have to move in with your kids

                                Heck, just bet it all on Green!
                                Monkey!!!

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