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"Laid back Rush Limbaugh(left) and friend take a relaxing vacation in Sweden."
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There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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"And you thought YOUR husband was obsessed with fishing."Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84Comment
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Olga, trying to add a little spice to their sex life, saunters up sweetly behind Ulf, "Ooooh, is that a frozen herring in your pants, or are you just glad to see me!?!"
Ulf turns arounds, takes one look at Olga, and turns back to fishing, "its a frozen herring in my pants...."Comment
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"Fishermen admit, ' New camouflage suit for polar bears very effective !!!' "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Having been beaten at Strip-Poker and Strip-Monopoly, Ulf made good in the third round: Strip-Fishing.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Man: "well, at least I'll have something to eat tonight".I watched you fall. I think I pushed.Comment
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"And they said I'd never catch a whale like this..."Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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"Damn it, I thought I smelled fish"In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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