Curse the evil gods for me missing his Eurovision performance! Luckily I managed to download a video of him performing his song in the Austrian finals. He was robbed of his victory, I tell you, robbed! 6th place is not enough! I was particularily enthralled by the younger back-up singer and her moshing.
Clearly this man has shown the way. Eurovision contests would be so much better if everyone had his attitude. And I can surely say that his act will be the only one I'll remember from the 2003 Eurovision contests. I might remember that Turkey won, Belgium almost won and UK was complete crap, but Alf Poier will inhabit a little wittle cloud in my head for some time.
Especially Finland should take note, except go a step further. Finland has traditionally produced only crap, so next year we should just go and nominate Lordi. Victory would be the only option.
ALF! Doesn't his raw animal magnetism simply seep from this picture?
Clearly this man has shown the way. Eurovision contests would be so much better if everyone had his attitude. And I can surely say that his act will be the only one I'll remember from the 2003 Eurovision contests. I might remember that Turkey won, Belgium almost won and UK was complete crap, but Alf Poier will inhabit a little wittle cloud in my head for some time.
Especially Finland should take note, except go a step further. Finland has traditionally produced only crap, so next year we should just go and nominate Lordi. Victory would be the only option.
ALF! Doesn't his raw animal magnetism simply seep from this picture?
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