Aussie man living in Sweden gets spam from George W. Bush

[OneFootInTheGrave]

THE PROBLEM OF SPAM continues to grow, with people worldwide getting cross and bothered as they strive to keep up with their email.

The Federal Trade Commission is taking evidence currently to put a stop to this modern day curse.

Pity then, our Australian reader Tony Clark, who lets us know that George W. Bush appears to have spammed him, an Australian citizen living in Scandinavia.

As Tony says: "I know Australia is held in very high regard by the said man, but I didn't think he had passed on voting rights to Australians for US presidents, though it might be a good thing.

"What to do, vote Republic or Democrat? No, I think I will just vote in the local Swedish council elections which I can now do, since bought property in the country".

16 May 2003

Dear Tony,

I am honored to be your President during this time of opportunity and challenge for our country.

Our country has faced many tests and accomplished a great deal. But we still have so much to do to make our world more peaceful and America more compassionate that I intend to seek a second term as your President.

Today, I authorized the creation of a campaign committee to build the grassroots team and collect the resources needed for victory.

Will you let me know if you will be a part of my campaign in California?

And will you help get my campaign off to a strong start by contributing $1,000 or $750 today at www.GeorgeWBush.com/Donate ? The new Federal election law allows donations of up to $2,000 a person or $4,000 a couple.

It will be months before Democrats settle on a candidate, but the election could be close. The strength of our grassroots effort will determine the outcome. I need the help of friends now. My responsibilities as President will require me to focus primarily on our nation's business for most of the next year. I'll depend on friends and supporters like you to get my campaign organized and operating across our country.

Abroad, we have a duty to protect America by working for peace, opportunity and stability. We have no more urgent and important duty than to wage and win the War on Terrorism. We must make use of the moment history has given us to extend liberty to others around the world, because in the long term, freedom and hope are the best weapons against terror. And, we have a unique opportunity to harness American ingenuity and compassion to save tens of thousands of lives by defeating the scourge of AIDS.

At home, our most urgent mission is to strengthen our economy and create jobs. To provide economic security and opportunity to every American, we must improve health care, give senior citizens long-promised prescription drug benefits, provide a quality education for every child, and insist on safe neighborhoods and schools.

My goal is to build an ownership society where American families own their own homes, their own health coverage, their own retirement accounts and, if they want, their own businesses.

And we are working to change the culture from one that too often said, "if it feels good, do it," to a responsibility society where people know they are accountable for what they do, for the children they bring into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd like to be loved themselves.

A great country strives for great objectives. The two big goals at the center of my agenda are expanding peace and freedom throughout the world, and helping our country become a more compassionate and prosperous nation where everyone has an opportunity to work and succeed and realize the promise of America.

To achieve these goals, America must be united. I have worked to bring dignity and honor to the White House and to change the tone in Washington. I have asked Democrats and Republicans to join with me in achieving great purposes.

One of the paintings I have selected for the Oval Office portrays a man on horseback, leading a charge up a steep hill. His face is full of purpose and determination, and it is clear he expects to get the job done. The painting is called "A Charge to Keep," based on a Methodist hymn that's a favorite of mine, "A Charge to Keep I Have."

I love the painting because it speaks to serving a cause that is greater than yourself. The picture reminds me every day that my most important job is to unite our country and provide leadership to overcome America's toughest challenges.

America's true strength is in our people and our values. Our country's greatest days are ahead of us, and I know that our nation and our people can achieve anything if we set our minds to the task.

Serving as your President is a privilege and honor. I have worked hard to provide leadership you can be proud of, and I hope you agree with the great goals I have for our country. If I have support, I hope you will help my reelection campaign today.

We can show the world that America is a strong and compassionate nation in which every person is able to achieve his or her dream. Thank you for allowing me to serve as your President. May God Bless America. Sincerely,

George W. Bush

P.S. Your early support with a contribution would be a strong vote of confidence in my leadership and would help get my campaign off to a good start. Please make a secure online donation to my campaign now at: www.GeorgeWBush.com/Donate

ROTFLOL

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=9657

how sloppy can they get?

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anyhow.. is anyone here going to donate to www.GeorgeWBush.com/Donate, please bear in mind you cannot donate more than $2000

[MichaeltheGreat]

Oh yeah, my check's in the mail right now.

[Spiffor]

It's sure is well done. Well, I guess the people who fall for it will only have what they deserve. A free society where you are free of being crooked

[OneFootInTheGrave]

no mail needed just a credit card, they are already in 21st century


anyway now you know what you will get whe you vote for Dubya...

1 more peaceful world ( but with his track record isn't that a bit dubious to assume)
2. more compassionate America ( what is that?)
3. you will have 2000 USD less (well if you decide to donate as you should)
4. wage and win war on terrorism ( i guess winning it in his second term as he is not getting another one)
5. extend liberty to others in the world ( good idea - but how is he gonna do that? war? )
6. defeating AIDS -
7. strenghten economy and create jobs -
8. improve health care
9. ive senior citizens long-promised prescription drug benefits
10. provide a quality education for every child
11. and insist on safe neighborhoods and schools ( does that mean gun control )
12. - well two main objectives - world peace, and compassionate america that's it


Now what do you think:

1. What is Dubya capable of fulfilling out of the above, in his second term, and

2. What should have been mentioned in that letter too and it wasn't there?

[Spiffor]

I'm sure Dubya will single-handedly defeat AIDS and dictatorship in this world ! I donate !

[Stefu]

ATTN

PLS REPLY TO MY PRAVATE BOX georgebush775@mailsurf.com

I am Geroge W. Bush , President of the United States. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

On January 21, 2000, as I took the Reins of power, the previous President of the United States of America, Mr. Billy Clinton, left a budget surplus of $230,000,000,000 in my office.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Democratic Party of United States of America, that he had DIED from a raging case of gonorrhea. On further investigation, I found
out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless, except for Chelsea, but She doesn't count as she is a Woman, and Women are not allowed to inherit presidents in my country.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Billy Clinton did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his
White House paperwork in my White House. This sum of US$230,000,000,000 has carefully been moved out of the White House to a security company for safe-keeping.

No one will ever come forward to claim it.According to American Law,at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
Enron company if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as an Foreigner to stand in as the owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I tagged them to be photographic materials for export.I am writing you because I as a public servant can not operate a foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m.I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security
company so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney.All these are to make sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into
the hands of some corrupt government officials except for me.

This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney General will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the as the owner of the boxes.

The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperworkS for this transaction will be done by the Attorney General and this will guarantees the successful execution of this
transaction.

If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address.And also send your Telephone and fax numbers so that we can have a smooth communication.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance
to invest my share in your country.(Buying of properties like houses,hotels, army bases, etc)

Awaiting your urgent reply via my email.

PLS REPLY TO MY PRAVATE BOX georgebush775@mailsurf.com

Thanks and regards.

George Bush .

[Spiffor]

[Zero]

George W Bush not only spams, but he hacked into stefu's computer and stole poly account! woot!!

[Az]

[Edan]

I guess Bush won't be getting his vote.

[RGBVideo]

Stefu -- > Did you made that up, or was it really sent to your e-mail?

[Stefu]

Made it up, by changing an existing scam by some rather minor ways.

[Agathon]

Re: Aussie man living in Sweden gets spam from George W. Bush

This strange document requires some interpretation.

16 May 2003

Dear Tony,

I am honored to be your President during this time of opportunity and challenge for our country.

Translation: "I want your money you poor, ignorant sap."

Our country has faced many tests and accomplished a great deal.

Translation: "We've screwed up the economy and made ourselves the most hated nation on earth and a bigger target than ever for terrorists".

But we still have so much to do to make our world more peaceful and America more compassionate that I intend to seek a second term as your President.

Translation: "There are more countries I want to bomb."

Today, I authorized the creation of a campaign committee to build the grassroots team and collect the resources needed for victory.

Translation: "I gave all my old drinking buddies new jobs"

Will you let me know if you will be a part of my campaign in California?

Translation: "We need some poor boob to go there and get pelted with eggs because I am universally detested by those tree-hugging poofs in California".

And will you help get my campaign off to a strong start by contributing $1,000 or $750 today at www.GeorgeWBush.com/Donate ? The new Federal election law allows donations of up to $2,000 a person or $4,000 a couple.

Translation: "Or you could just funnel huge amounts of soft money to my campaign 'associates'".

It will be months before Democrats settle on a candidate,

Translation: "They can't bring themselves to pick between the various losers that have offered themselves up for sacrifice."

but the election could be close.

Translation: "We're going to win because we scared the hell out of everyone after 911 and no one knows what is going on."

The strength of our grassroots effort will determine the outcome. I need the help of friends now.

Translation: "Attempt to become one of your local election officials so that you can cheat the Democrats out of votes."

My responsibilities as President will require me to focus primarily on our nation's business for most of the next year.

Translation: "I'm too busy killing people to bother with saps like you."

I'll depend on friends and supporters like you to get my campaign organized and operating across our country.

Translation: "I'll depend on a wealthy elite to get my campaign organised...."

Abroad, we have a duty to protect America by working for peace, opportunity and stability.

Translation: "Abroad we have a duty to kill anyone who disagrees with us and take control of their natural resources."

We have no more urgent and important duty than to wage and win the War on Terrorism.

Translation: "We aren't getting anywhere on this one, but if I keep talking perhaps no one will notice."

We must make use of the moment history has given us to extend liberty to others around the world, because in the long term, freedom and hope are the best weapons against terror.

Translation: "We must make use of our power to install tyrannical regimes who will ensure that the United States is the prime beneficiary of that country's policy".

And, we have a unique opportunity to harness American ingenuity and compassion to save tens of thousands of lives by defeating the scourge of AIDS.

Translation: "I don't really mean this. My manager said that if I said it, gay people might vote for me."

At home, our most urgent mission is to strengthen our economy and create jobs.

Translation: "At home our most urgent mission is to make sure that more wealth accrues to the political and economic elites. Everyone else can get stuffed."

To provide economic security and opportunity to every American, we must improve health care, give senior citizens long-promised prescription drug benefits, provide a quality education for every child, and insist on safe neighborhoods and schools.

Translation. "Yes, it's true we would have to do this. But I'm not going to because I couldn't give a rat's ass about the poor, blacks and the elderly."

My goal is to build an ownership society where American families own their own homes, their own health coverage, their own retirement accounts and, if they want, their own businesses.

Translation: "Who cares about the homeless and propertyless?"

And we are working to change the culture from one that too often said, "if it feels good, do it," to a responsibility society where people know they are accountable for what they do, for the children they bring into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd like to be loved themselves.

Translation: "We're working hard to make sure that our friends in Enron won't go to jail and will keep what they stole."

To achieve these goals, America must be united.

Translation: "To achieve these goals, the few Americans who bother to vote must vote for me."

One of the paintings I have selected for the Oval Office portrays a man on horseback, leading a charge up a steep hill. His face is full of purpose and determination, and it is clear he expects to get the job done. The painting is called "A Charge to Keep," based on a Methodist hymn that's a favorite of mine, "A Charge to Keep I Have."

Translation: "I'm a fanatical religious lunatic."

[QUOTE]We can show the world that America is a strong and compassionate nation in which every person is able to achieve his or her dream.[QUOTE]

Translation: "Who gives a rat's ass about the rest of the world?"

Sincerely

George W. Bush

Translation: "Sincerely, **** Cheney and the people who really run the country."

[Urban Ranger]

Great thread

[MRT144]

to be honest though bush had nothing to do with the economy going southward. but his plans to fix a natural state of the economy is ridiculous and doesnt really benefit the people who need it the most.