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  • #1

    What do you do to present yourself as elitist?

    Come on, we all want to be better than the rest...

    I don´t eat (or hardly eat) fast food, which indicates without doubt that I´m a much more civilized person than fast food eaters. Beat that, fast food slaves!!!

    So how do you prove your superiority to the infidels?
    Last edited by BeBMan; May 24, 2003, 10:10.
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  • #2
    Playing music they've never heard of helps. And discussing the chuangtzu while drunk
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    • #3
      I announce the positions and renumeration available and ask "Who will serve me."
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      • #4
        I hold myself above petty material concerns. (In other words, I'm broke.)
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        • #5
          I prefer not to drink rather than drinking coke

          When I want to be elitist, I also use complicated words to show my contempt to the ignorant others

          But generally speaking, I try not to look elitist when I discuss, because I like meaningful discussions, and being on the same level as others sure helps.
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Boshko
            Playing music they've never heard of helps.
            Yeah great.

            In discussions it helps also to use as much scientific terms (which nobody can understand) you can to talk the rest into submission. Of course, be prepared, sometimes people try to resist by asking what those terms mean....
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            • #7
              I don't post on Apolyton.
              Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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              • #8
                You can't make me elitist even if you put a cigar to my mouth and make me say bunch of nice words.

                But I'm always up for kicking some elitist butt .
                In da butt.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  You can't make me elitist even if you put a cigar to my mouth and make me say bunch of nice words.
                  'Course not. You also need a top hat and a monocle.
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                  • #10
                    Collecting and drinking single malt scotch whiskies, and collecting obscure texts in excess of 100 years old.

                    My prize possesion in the latter category is pocket size methodist hymnal from -- 1853? -- with clasp.
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                    • #11
                      just be dismissive about everything. uh huh, ok, yeah, sure, yup...
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                      • #12
                        Servant! Why have you let the riff-raff in?
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                        • #13
                          I say that I know American commies AND American neocons.
                          Statistical anomaly.
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                          • #14
                            I tell them that I've had a relationship with Jacko...

                            .. oh wait, that doesn't make me elitist?
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              no, that makes you a 10 year old boy.
                              CSPA

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