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  • #1

    If the face of your ex-girlfriend was on a huge billboard right outside your work...

    Wouldn't it just suck ass if the really hot girl you broke up with got her face on a giant billboard right outside your place of work?

    That's exactly what happened to Third Eye Blind's frontman Stephan Jenkins.

    His ex-girlfriend Charlize Theron is on a billboard for her upcoming movie The Italian Job right outside Stephan's Morningwood Studios. Third Eye Blind's new CD Out of the Vein is largely about Charlize too. What makes this worse is that studio is where Stephan's new girlfriend, Vanessa Carlton is recording her new CD.
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  • #2
    You know, if I'd had a gorgeous famous chick like Charlize Theron, I think it would take a lot more than a billboard to bring me down again.
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    • #3
      Yeah, but he HAD Theron... and doesn't anymore. That would 'keep' me down .
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.â€
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        Yeah, but he HAD Theron... and doesn't anymore. That would 'keep' me down .
        What is it that Wordsworth says about the wonder of extreme emotion recollected in tranquility?

        Anyway, I'm guessing that anyone whose bonked her doesn't have a problem in attracting beautiful women.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Agathon
          Anyway, I'm guessing that anyone whose bonked her doesn't have a problem in attracting beautiful women.
          It took him something like 3 months to do it though.
          "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
          "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
          "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
          "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Apocalypse

            It took him something like 3 months to do it though.
            And how many years have you been trying?
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            • #7
              I would think of all of the reasons I dumped her ass, of course.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Agathon
                And how many years have you been trying?
                With Charlize? 0

                She isn't really my type physically and I don't really know her personality.

                With girls in general? I'm getting with at least one this weekend.
                "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Apocalypse

                  With Charlize? 0

                  She isn't really my type physically and I don't really know her personality.
                  Liar.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Agathon
                    Liar.
                    Seriously. She is a little flat for me. That doesn't really matter too much if she had a good personality though.
                    "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                    "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                    "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                    "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                    • #11
                      I never saw what people saw in Theron.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        If the face of your ex-girlfriend was on a huge billboard right outside your work...

                        I'd wonder what she was doing up there, she's afraid of heights!



                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher
                          I never saw what people saw in Theron.
                          Yes, but there's a good reason in your case.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #14
                            I thought he was AC/DC.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc
                              I thought he was AC/DC.
                              That's a definite highway to hell.
                              Only feebs vote.

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