Streaking Club!

[Pekka]

Ok, me and few of my lads started our own Streakers Club. Do you know any Streakers? We're not pro streakers, but we have done it few times for fun. We have stopped at the gas station, make bets with people outside and then took all the clothes off and went inside to buy some candy.. and we had to stand in the long line! It was horrible but hysterious fun at the same time.

Also few times next to roads where lots of cars go, it's really fun because they start slowing down and they can't believe their eyes, but at the same time we can escape fast to the woods. So, do we have any Apolyton streakers? We just established our own unofficial club, and we're planning on doing some strikes, nude attacks!
We have every police conference in our 'must strike' list already. We have some video footage too of our strikes, but I'm not going to let you see them, at least not yet.

So.. are there any more of 'us' ?

[rah]

Back in my youthful college days, yes.
Today, no.

[Pekka]

Way to go rah! It's great fun, isn't it .

The best part is that all the people who see you doing it are laughing and cheering . There are wold championship games (summer games) here in Finland 2005.. check it out, you'll be seeing us just before 100 meter finals. We plan to run 100 meters. We do it when they are warming up though, because otherwise it could ruin their run.

[Az]

Wow, Finland must be boring.

[Pekka]

It's only as boring as you make it yourself, like in everything else too. We have lots of fun with running naked. It's tough to explain, but it's so fun, and it's fun to see peoples reactions even if you don't really have time to examine them because you're in a hurry.

[Pekka]

I just thought of a fun idea. Maybe some of you would want to have a club too, then we can compete who gets the best nude attacks? We would judge them by how many people saw it, how dangerous place it was, how long you were nude etc etc.. and extra points if it got media attention etc. Anyone up to the challenge?

[Japher]

Sometimes, Pekka, I think that I am starting to understand you... and then you go and streak the OT

nice

[Pekka]

I'm telling you that streaking makes you feel good about yourself, it makes you younger and is good for the heart and atmosphere of this stuck up world. It sounds kind of crazy, but it's art and there's lots of science to it. Good streaking is so good for the society and yourself. I'm sure of this and not just joking.

Ah also for the challenge, you have to have video footage so judges can score it and we know it really happened.

[Japher]

My brother inlaw streaked Hunnington Beach on St. Patricks day. Lost a bet, told him not to bet on the Saints. Sad things is, had he made that bet one year later he would of won.

(He bet they would make the playoffs)

[Agathon]

That was you coming on after half time in the UEFA Cup final then, was it Pekka?

[Pekka]

Japher, so.. when are you going to streak and where?

Something.. huge event?

[Sava]

I've never streaked... probably never will. Why give away something? If people want to see me nude, they can pay. Or pay to ensure they never see me nude... either way... as long as I get paid!

[Pekka]

Agathon, hell no! Though he is our idol and we love him.
That guy is actually Mark Roberts, our great mentor even when we have never met him. Though that did give us the idea to establish our own club, because we need to be active and do good stuff. It was one helluva streaking in that game though I loved every second of it.

[Pekka]

Sava, you do it for fun! These people didn't have a choice if they want to see you nude or not. You just go and DO IT! .

It's not about sex or stuff like that, it's pure fun and adrenaline rush.

[loinburger]

The only real streaking I ever witnessed in college was during games of flip-cup -- if your team was skunked, then the person responsible had to streak. It was at night, sure, but it was also at a crowded party with all of the outdoor lights on. One unfortunate soul was streaking just as the cops arrived to break up the party, but managed to escape (he had to return to pick up his clothes the next day, I have no idea how he got past the door-guard at his dorm undetected...)

The only other "streaking" I've witnessed (and the only kind I participated in, since I am a master flip-cup player and was never responsible for a skunking) was that it was traditional at my college to run naked through the quad prior to graduation. Hardly counts as proper streaking, though, since the quad isn't lighted at all and since the runs were always done at night. Plus, the tree cover was so heavy that the moonlight didn't even really serve to illuminate your genitals, so even if somebody did see you run through the quad they'd really have no way of knowing that you were starkers. It's not streaking if there's absolutely no risk of being caught, as far as I'm concerned.