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    The Championship is coming up at work and my game is off form, I could do with some ideas

    Here are some of my common moves

    The Stepover - a great trick which time to master but if i get on top form I can fool about 90% of people with this, especially with my defenders

    The Thru ball - a soft pass from the midfielder onto the waiting attackers who will direct the ball swiftly into the net, almost impossible for me to be consistant at this tho...

    The Long ball - Defender plays it right down side of pitch going past all players to the 'slope' in the far corner, ball returns , and if lucky will be stopped dead by my attackers, who will promtly finish

    The 'Oxley' Move - Whereby I pass the ball between my defender and goalkeeper and then suddenly shoot with the defender instead of passing back, giving much greater shot power and an element of suprise, can be combined with a stepover as well for the ultimate fool!. a trick i've seen nobody else so i'll be sure to use this one.

    Anyone got any trademark moves that always seem to give a result, anyone else play in Championships here??
    Cheers
    Matt
    Up The Millers

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    Much rather play ping pong.
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    • #3
      Spin em like mad
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      • #4
        don't you mean "foosball"? or table soccer?



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        • #5
          The Reverse Thru ball - a soft pass from the attaquer onto the waiting midfielder who will shoot the ball directly into the net. To be used once in a game.

          What is the Stepover ?
          Statistical anomaly.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sava
            don't you mean "foosball"? or table soccer?



            football =
            No he means football, you can call it what you want.
            Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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            • #7
              That man is kicking the ball with funny looking feet.
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              • #8
                I'm sorry, but America has claimed ownership of the word "football" to represent our great game. You guys can have soccer. And there will be no negotiation. Our words are backed with Nuclear Weapons!
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                • #9
                  Look your "football" is for rugby players who can only operate in short bursts and can't tackle properly.

                  Oh and while I'm at it baseball is rubbish too
                  Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                  • #10
                    So the 204 member nations* of the Fédération Internationale de FOOTBALL Association are all wrong are they?

                    *FIFA has more members than the united nations.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MikeH
                      So the 204 member nations* of the Fédération Internationale de FOOTBALL Association are all wrong are they?

                      *FIFA has more members than the united nations.
                      Oh please... we've got at least 100 nukes for every country in that pathetic organization.
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                      • #12
                        we have enough nukes for every one of your little franchises.
                        Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sava
                          Oh please... we've got at least 100 nukes for every country in that pathetic organization.
                          One of them is the United States.

                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #14
                            We should cut Sava some slack, can't be easy supporting a Chicago team.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
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                              Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
                              We're not here to start not trouble.
                              We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

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