Now, bagel weds. are cool and donut Mondays are a nice touch but without a doubt beer Friday has to be the best. I mean how many companies even permit drinking on company property much less allot a beer budget for their employees? I admit the beer budget is quite modest and we must occasionally kick in a little extra to insure our beer rations are present, however, this is a gift to the prolatariat masses which most definitely earns our loyalty.
It gets even better though; when ever something important happens (like when someone gets a raise or a new person is hired) they are expected to buy the beer. Yes, "New Guy buys the beer" is a well established tradition here but least you think we are abusing the help you must know about one more little fact. The amount of beer you buy directly proportional to your position in the company. Thus a peon myself only has to buy a 6-pack while an new excutive must buy at least a case (if not two) in order to satisfy his debt.
It has been my good fortune that there has been a spat of promotions and new executive hires lately. So long live Beer Friday.
It gets even better though; when ever something important happens (like when someone gets a raise or a new person is hired) they are expected to buy the beer. Yes, "New Guy buys the beer" is a well established tradition here but least you think we are abusing the help you must know about one more little fact. The amount of beer you buy directly proportional to your position in the company. Thus a peon myself only has to buy a 6-pack while an new excutive must buy at least a case (if not two) in order to satisfy his debt.
It has been my good fortune that there has been a spat of promotions and new executive hires lately. So long live Beer Friday.
Comment