How do guards do it?

[Al B. Sure!]

how do they just stand there for hours completely still? Don't they get bored as ****?

[Buck Birdseed]

Discipline! Moral backbone! Just what society lacks today!

[MRT144]

they have sepository stimulants

[Winston]

Apart from the , I agree with Buck.

Of course I served in the Royal Guards where ing was right out.

[MRT144]

did you wear a funny hat?

[Winston]

Sure did. Black, 2 ft. high made from bears' fur.

[MRT144]

thats ****ing awesome...i envy you

[Winston]

[Zkribbler]

I was a part-time security guard back when I was an undergrad. It was the most mind-numbing awful experience of my life. Boredom does not begin to discribe the oozing tick of the clock when their is nothing to do. Nothing!!! Argggg!

[Eli]

I was a part-time security guard back when I was an undergrad. It was the most mind-numbing awful experience of my life. Boredom does not begin to discribe the oozing tick of the clock when their is nothing to do. Nothing!!! Argggg!

Try being a guard in Israel.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Boredom does not begin to discribe the oozing tick of the clock when their is nothing to do. Nothing!!! Argggg!

Providing genuinely nothing happens, you don't need to be alert for anyone/anything happening to the thing you're guarding, you could always just train yourself to enter a state of complete mental nothingness.

[Combat Ingrid]

Like your avatar?

[Richard Bruns]

Usually when I see guards they are either doing something, like talking to people, or reading a magazine, book, or newspaper. Zkribbler, were you prohibited from bringing reading material?

[Dinner]

Guard duty was my least favorite part of being in the Army. Luckily, I got promoted quickly so I was soon telling other people to do guard duty.

[Zopperoni]

I have a job as a security guard in the weekends...it is farking boring, but at least I get paid to do my school work then =)