28 days later and ULTIMATE POWAH!

[Pekka]

Have you seen the movie 28 days?

*SPOILERS!*







Ok, so the movie is about this virus that rages throughout the world, killing everyone. It makes people literally rage, and they become creatures that kills and they're like monsters. So basically everyone dies.

At the end of the movie, after 28 days.. there are only 3 survivors left and then suddenly a fighter flies and they try to signal it.. who are these gyus, flying jets, the world is dead, right? They are FAF, the Finnish Air Force! They speak Finnish, it's little hard to recognize, because they speak aviation language but they do. The last words are 'Lähetätkö helikopterin apuun' translates to 'send a chopper to help?' (for the 3 UK survivors).
So what does this prove? We survived, our mighty military survived and we started to control Europe, and the world. I TOLD YOU SO!

[DinoDoc]

All hail Finland!

If you want more action with the Finnish Air Force, play this game: http://www.il2sturmovik.com/

[Kramerman]

Someday, Finland WILL be our overlords.



FINLAND! FINLAND! FINLAND! FINLAND!

[GePap]

What a horrible ending! I mean Finns? Why couldn;t someone decent, like rage-filled zombies, win?

[Pekka]

I might add, that the UK army, or what was left of it, was wiped out by one skinny hippie boy. But they were like second best, because they were last to die and vanish, so they get an honourary mention for that.

We were flying fighters man! This proves we were fully functioning army still with fighters, choppers and soldiers, flying over UK. This proves, that our people survived too. This is the ultimate proof of our superiority against any other nationality and our survival skills and mighty military power.
Also, this means that since we survived and 3 UK people, we must build the world again, meaning making babies. So, the new world after disaster is.. inhabitated by Finns. Yes. We RULE!

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by GePap
What a horrible ending! I mean Finns? Why couldn;t someone decent, like rage-filled zombies, win?

Didn't he just tell you the Finns won?

[Pekka]

But I can make you feel better a little, because UK had at least 3 survivors, other countries must have some too, hiding from these rage-zombies. But we'll rescue you too later. But we're not minority anymore, so you all just better start learning finnish right now, so you can communicate with us.

[GePap]

Or it means that not even people dying of some horrible disease and turned into rage-filled zombies would be foolish enough to actually go to Finnland.

Man, what does that say about the Finnish board of Toursm?

[GePap]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Didn't he just tell you the Finns won?

I know the finns won, which is horrible, horrible!

[Gangerolf]

what a stupid movie

[Pekka]

GePap, Even with your doubts, I still give you the US. I mean the US stays like it was. You get to do what you want. We help you, and we form a new UN when you make enough babies. I have some great ideas we can do.. we can keep few countries clean of our people, because we're not into tourism for a while, so we can target practice and bomb these countries all the time. Heck, we can even fly fighters drunk and bomb these countries, there's no one to stop us! Let's see, we get Europe, you get.. well you choose but we want something warm too. It'll be fun, I'm telling you!

[GePap]

The US? I get the western hemisphere, and I am moving to Rio!

[Pekka]

Also it will be lots of fun. Because you get the virus only from infected rage-zombie, all products like food etc are still good! Buildings are still standing.. we just kill all the zombies, and we can all share the whole world. It'll be fun I'm sure! I'm going to build exact replica of playboy mansion to Ibiza and have lots of babes there. I invite you all to stay there as long as you want to.

Because we are all very rich, we only have to focus on making babies. It's too bad we got the only working military, but that's cool we'll lease you those fighters and we can have joint operations of bombing the hell out of all the countries we hate.

[Pekka]

GePap, yeah, take the western hemisphere. You get lots of East too. What ever, there's plenty enough to go around!

[Pekka]

And as for the rest of you.. I'm sorry, you just didn't survive. Don't blame me, blame the scientists who screwed up! Don't hate the player, hate the game!