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  • Aarrgghh! Candelions all over my lawn!

    These little yellow flowers are the weed of the Devil. Evolution (EVILution) has worked well for those suckers. They spawn like nothing else and keep coming back if you don't pull them up by the root. If you run them over with the lawnmover, they grow back in a short flat formation along the ground so that they won't be cut again. The only way to get rid of them is to pick them one by one and cut the root with a special tool. If I don't pick them before the flower is fully developed, they will spread their seeds all over and take over the place. And there are 1000's in my garden.



    Crappy webcam pic but you get the idea.
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    Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

  • #2
    you can poison them with weed and feed, kills the weeds and feeds the lawn

    *hydey the lawnmowing man *
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

    Hydey the no-limits man.

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    • #3
      Get a goat.

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      • #4
        Solution: A Goat
        Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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        • #5
          You're lucky.

          At first reading the title, I was afraid you had Canadians all over your lawn.
          Now THAT would be a problem.

          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            the goat is for the canadians
            The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

            Hydey the no-limits man.

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            • #7
              Hearty goats, and deserving of praise.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Perhaps I should try to capture and train one of the deers that regularly visit my garden and teach it how to eat Candelions instead of tulips?
                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                • #9
                  I told the goat idea to my wife. She said I would have to pick goat crap on a daily basis instead.
                  So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                  Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                  • #10
                    You could make goat milk cheese, sell it and with the proceeds hire a guy to do that for you.

                    Or you could just live with the dandelions. They're quite pretty actually.

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                    • #11
                      Dandelion, not candelion. I like to see dandelions, just not too many. It lets me know they aren't poisoning the neighborhood with lawn chemicals. Plus, a few give the lawn character.

                      Get yourself a trowel and get out there and pull thse suckers up. Save the greens. You can make a salad out of them.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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