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  • #16
    Black shirt in high-pitched voice: "Toucha toucha toucha touch me!"
    White shirt in a deep scruffy voice: "I want to be diiirty."
    Black: "Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me!"
    White: "Creature of the night."
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #17
      "MY momma?! YOUR momma!"
      Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
      Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
      *****Citizen of the Hive****
      "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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      • #18
        "Now look what you've done! Now drop your pants, and gimme back my middle finger!!!"
        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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        • #19
          "Are you another alien scientist, and did you just give me an anal probe?"
          "Err... umm.. yes, yes I am. Now shut up and keep your eyes closed!"
          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
          -Bokonon

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