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  • #31
    Originally posted by Urban Ranger


    I was thinking along these lines:

    Spiffor's friend, "How's "Your Monster" doing?"
    Spiffor, "It has been up for three days."
    Random Passer-by (thinking): Up for three days?! Does this guy have a homonal problem?

    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Aro
      Mike, Minerva and Dora... Two workstations and a Laptop. The references are obvious...
      Originally posted by monolith94
      actually... no. no they are not.
      Originally posted by Tuberski
      Not really, not at all. Unless those are his kids names.

      ACK!
      They're all computers in Robert Heinlein books. Mike is the computer in "Moon is a Harsh Mistress", and Minerva and Dora are computers in "Time enough for Love". Dora is a spaceship computer... In fact, Dora IS the spaceship. She's my laptop, of course.
      RIAA sucks
      The Optimistas
      I'm a political cartoonist

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      • #33
        Reminds me of an old Onion Point/Counterpoint:

        Dental Hygenist: "God, my computer just hates me!"

        Computer: "God, I hate that ****ing *****!"

        -------

        I've never felt the need to name inanimate objects, except my car in college, which I called "b!tch," because it was a b!tch to park.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Tuberski
          Penis Wrinkle.

          We don't get along.

          ACK!
          you wise a**.

          Mine is ______Toy. Where the blank line is my first name.

          (and no cheap shots ppl!)
          Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
          Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
          *****Citizen of the Hive****
          "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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          • #35
            I really hate to admit this but Steve named ours Billy Bob along time ago
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #36
              My computer is named Mikey
              "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
              - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
              Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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              • #37
                Foxglove and Ishkabibble.

                E_T
                Come and see me at WePlayCiv
                Worship the Comic here!
                Term IV DFM for Trade, Term V CP & Term VI DM, Term VII SMC of Apolytonia - SPDGI, Minister of the Interior of the PTW InterSite Demo Game

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                • #38
                  My computer has no name, but...

                  ...I've named my paper shredder Hillary, after the former first witch.

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                  • #39
                    $ hostname
                    p166-125.customer.SONERALIVING.fi
                    This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                    • #40
                      Of course I do. Networked computers like having names.

                      This one (that I am using to post this reply) is named Omoikane.

                      Wraith
                      "Baka."
                      -- Ruri ("Nadesico")

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                      • #41
                        Yes,
                        "Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardinal"
                        får jag köpa din syster? tre kameler för din syster!

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                        • #42
                          mine is named Helga and is strapped in latex...

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                          • #43
                            Mine has had plenty of names.

                            ****
                            *****
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                            ****
                            ****
                            and
                            *****

                            RAH
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • #45
                                My computer has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R
                                My computer has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R

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